League of Legends Champs That NFL Quarterbacks Main
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
We dig deep into League meta and the 2026 NFL Quarterback lineup to find which champion they play as…
5th Quarter Sports
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Are the 25-26 Kings The Worst NBA Team Ever?
Are the 25-26 Kings The Worst NBA Team Ever?
"I think we all know the answer if the Kings are maybe the worst team of all time in the 2025-26 season."
"I think we all know the answer if the Kings are maybe the worst team of all time in the 2025-26 season."
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NFL / CFB
Mike Vrabel is a Victim. Noone should be forced to coach the post-Brady Patriots…
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
Vrabel worked his way down from the Titans, to the Browns, to leaking to TMZ and Shams, and finally …
I Finished Last In Fantasy Football; What It Taught Me About B2B Sales
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
My B2B sales strategy is ripped straight from my Fantasy Football playbook. I come in last every yea…
Start Star Sign Maxxing Your NFL Bets Next Season
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
The optimal sports betting strategy has been discovered. Relying on horoscopes and star signs, you c…
NBA
Are the 25-26 Kings The Worst NBA Team Ever?
Resident Ginger | @5thQGinger
I think we all know the answer if the Kings are maybe the worst team of all time in the 2025-26 seas…
The Rise of the Gen-Z Stare in the NBA
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
As the league ages, can they keep up with the attitudes of the newer generation? How is the Thunder …
Bran Podziemski, First Of His Name, Ascends Throne After Defeating Kings With 30…
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
How the NBA has strong and strange parallels to the worlds of popular fantasy novels.
Draymond Green DESTROYS Ref With FACTS And LOGIC
Nathan Graves | @5thqgraves.bsky.social
Scott Foster finally gets his.
MLB
Supreme Court Upholds Ban On Joey Lucchesi’s Weird “Churve” Pitch
Nathan Graves | @5thqgraves.bsky.social
Think of the children!
Oakland Athletics To Move To Venezuela Instead of Las Vegas
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
The Oakland Athletics were set to move from Sacramento to Las Vegas in 2028. Now, they target Venezu…
Dodgers Luxury Tax Surpasses GDP of Uzbekistan
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
After the 2025 World Series the Luxury Taxes which the MLB applies to each team has rolled out. And …
Jerome Powell cuts price of hotdogs at MLB stadiums nationwide
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
After months of haranguing from the White House, Jerome Powell cuts the cost of a hotdog by a quarte…
UFC AND WWE
IZZY, DDP, AND THE “REAL AFRICAN” ARC: A STORY OF PRIDE, PAIN, AND PERMANENT GRO…
Daddy Dumbass | @5thQBro
We break down the Adesanya vs Du Plessis arc and where it goes next.
Anderson Silva To Sign To RAF on Fox Nation
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
Anderson Silva has signed to Real American Freestyle (RAF) on Fox Nation after taking the undercard …
Tenkaichi Budokai To Be Held At White House, Hosted By the UFC
Mello Fello | @MelloFelloYello
This May the 7th, the Tenkaichi martial arts tournament is to be held on the White House groups. An …
John Cena to retire next week; Return to focusing on rap career. Wokeism takes o…
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
It is the end of an era. The waning of the Ruthless Aggression Era. It is time for him to sit back, …
F1 / NASCAR
Hamilton Seals Ferraris’ Fate
Bicky Robby | @5thQSports
Fear is the only thing faster than Ferraris' new car withe the rumored "Kardashian Curse"
New Formula 1 Rule Awarding Point For 'Driver Of The Day', Nikita Mazepin Now Co…
Mello Fello | @MelloFelloYello
I thought track limits were the nail in the coffin.
Brazilian NASCAR series considering clockwise races
BRAZCAR (Brazillian NASCAR) has some tricks up it's sleeve. Thanks to the Coriolis Effect, they will…
Tesla Considering NASCAR Entry
Tesla Considering NASCAR Entry. Elon sets his sights for $TSLA in Indy. He was quoted saying 'I wann…
MISC
After DUI, Tiger Woods Signs With The University of Georgia Bulldogs
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
Tiger Woods signs with the University of Georgia Bulldogs after his latest DUI charge in Florida. TG…
Lisa Vittozzi Crowned Italy’s First Gold Medal Snow Assassin
Nathan Graves | @5thqgraves.bsky.social
Bang. Bang bang bang.
Mayor Zohran Mamdani Announces Bold New Economic Plan: “League of Legends Shutdo…
Daddy Dumbass | @5thQBro
Mamdani has decided to take some drastic measures in the League of Legends scene, which includes cha…
USA's 2026 Olympic Hockey Roster Would Be Better If Canada Was Annexed
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
Jon Cooper is assembling a roster of psychos for USA's 2026 Olympic Hockey roster. But annexing Cana…