MLB Articles
The MLB Needs Premier League Style RelegationThe MLB Needs Premier League Style RelegationThe MLB is the best league to introduce relegation, it has all of the required underpinnings for a successful experiment.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
The Bay Area Gets Another Tugboat. The End Of The Ballad of Patrick BaileyThe Bay Area Gets Another Tugboat. The End Of The Ballad of Patrick BaileyPatrick Bailey has been traded to the Gaurdians for Matt "Tugboat" Wilkinson. It is the end of an era for the San Francisco Giants.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Oakland Athletics To Move To Venezuela Instead of Las VegasOakland Athletics To Move To Venezuela Instead of Las VegasThe Oakland Athletics were set to move from Sacramento to Las Vegas in 2028. Now, they target Venezuela for their new stadium. Fans upset at John Fisher.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Dodgers Luxury Tax Surpasses GDP of UzbekistanDodgers Luxury Tax Surpasses GDP of UzbekistanAfter the 2025 World Series the Luxury Taxes which the MLB applies to each team has rolled out. And they're massive.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Jerome Powell cuts price of hotdogs at MLB stadiums nationwideJerome Powell cuts price of hotdogs at MLB stadiums nationwideAfter months of haranguing from the White House, Jerome Powell cuts the cost of a hotdog by a quarter of a percentage point at all MLB stadiums.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
The Greatest Robbery Since Ocean’s 11: Wilmer Wlores Denied MVP, America Denied JusticeThe Greatest Robbery Since Ocean’s 11: Wilmer Wlores Denied MVP, America Denied JusticeObjectivity? Wilmer Flores, eternal Giant, master of clutch, and the man with forearms carved from angel tears and motor oil, has been denied the 2025 NL MVP.
Baseball Rigged? Shocking New Evidence MLB Writers Handed MVP to Aaron Judge Before Season Even StartedBaseball Rigged? Shocking New Evidence MLB Writers Handed MVP to Aaron Judge Before Season Even StartedThis wasn’t voting. This was muscle memory. absolutely no one with a functioning brain stem should find this surprising. MLB writers handed Aaron Judge the MVP
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth Leaks Hand Signals to Bat BoyBREAKING: Pete Hegseth Leaks Hand Signals to Bat BoyPeter has stuck his foot in it again!5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Trump To Resurre Pete Rose for Baseball HOF InductionTrump To Resurre Pete Rose for Baseball HOF InductionTrump to resurrects Pete Rose for MLB HOF induction. Welcome to the HOF, zombie Pete Rose. This is just in time for lent.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Athletics Rename: Sacramento Lady Bird BridgesAthletics Rename: Sacramento Lady Bird BridgesThe West Sacramento Athletics have announced that they're changing their name to the Sacramento Tower Bridges or The Sacramento Lady Bird Bridges5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
MLB Forced to Switch Jersey Manufacturer After Sweatshop Raided in ChinaMLB Forced to Switch Jersey Manufacturer After Sweatshop Raided in ChinaWatchout Nike, there is a new Sheriff knock off in town. The MLB has been forced to switch their jersey manufacturer after dupes detected.
Jimmy Carter, America's Sweetheart, Passes Before The Padres Win a World SeriesJimmy Carter, America's Sweetheart, Passes Before The Padres Win a World SeriesA moment of silence for the Padres.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Lockout Update: Keys to the Office of the Commissioner Lost, Locksmith CalledLockout Update: Keys to the Office of the Commissioner Lost, Locksmith CalledThe keys to end this lockout have been lost forever.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Official 5th Quarter Sports 2022 MLB Hall of Fame BallotOfficial 5th Quarter Sports 2022 MLB Hall of Fame BallotOfficial 5th Quarter Sports 2022 MLB Hall of Fame Ballot- Breaking: MLB Owners Still Can't Find Keys To The Commissioner's Office, Lockout To ContinueBreaking: MLB Owners Still Can't Find Keys To The Commissioner's Office, Lockout To ContinueThey've tried every key on the chain. Things are looking desperate.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
An Unbiased Ranking of all 30 MLB StadiumsAn Unbiased Ranking of all 30 MLB StadiumsSpoiler, there might be some bias.
7 Children Become Orphans After Giant's Win at LA7 Children Become Orphans After Giant's Win at LAThe ritualistic killing of Giant's fans by Doger's fans needs to STOP. 7 more Bay Area children have become orphans after recent Giants win.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
