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  THE GREATEST ROBBERY SINCE OCEAN’S 11: WILMER FLORES DENIED MVP, AMERICA DENIED JUSTICE

  THE GREATEST ROBBERY SINCE OCEAN’S 11: WILMER FLORES DENIED MVP, AMERICA DENIED JUSTICE

  “Objectivity Is For Cowards” Edition

  Danny Dimes | @DannyDimes420

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  Baseball Rigged? Shocking New Evidence MLB Writers Handed MVP to Aaron Judge Before Season Even Started

  Baseball Rigged? Shocking New Evidence MLB Writers Handed MVP to Aaron Judge Before Season Even Started

  This wasn’t voting. This was muscle memory.

  Resident Ginger | @5thQGinger

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  The Dodgers Dynasty In Turmoil As Yoko Ono Shows Up To More Practices

  The Dodgers Dynasty In Turmoil As Yoko Ono Shows Up To More Practices

  Imagine There's No Baseball

  Nathan Graves | @5thQSports

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  BREAKING: Pete Hegseth Leaks Hand Signals to Bat Boy

  BREAKING: Pete Hegseth Leaks Hand Signals to Bat Boy

  Peter has stuck his foot in it again!

  5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports

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  BREAKING: Trump Resurrects Pete Rose for Baseball HOF Induction

  BREAKING: Trump Resurrects Pete Rose for Baseball HOF Induction

  Welcome to the HOF, zombie Pete Rose.

  5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports

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