Bench Clearer: My Wife Cucked Me With The Entire Rivercats MiLB Team

Bench Clearer: My Wife Cucked Me With The Entire Rivercats MiLB Team

She made me sit in the bullpen, too.


This is the worst day of my life since the Ladybird movie.

It hurts on a visceral level.

I mean how do you even get an entire team to agree to this? Even Dinger stepped in to slap a few.

Dark days.

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