BREAKING: Pete Hegseth Leaks Hand Signals to Bat Boy

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth Leaks Hand Signals to Bat Boy

SAN FRANCISCO – In a stunning leak of sensitive information Pete Hegseth accidentally sent the Red Sox’s Bat Bot hand signals, included in deeply disturbing texts of a sexual nature. The game is over.

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