Jimmy Carter, America's Sweetheart, Passes Before The Padres Win a World Series

A moment of silence for the Padres.

By 5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com

Published 2024-12-30 | Image Source

A moment of silence for the Padres.

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