Devin Booker Refuses To Acknowledge His Serious Case of Ringworm

Devin Booker Refuses To Acknowledge His Serious Case of Ringworm

Again???


PHOENIX, Arizona – Rumors coming out of the Phoenix Suns locker room are that star player Devin Booker still has a serious case of ringworm, and he continues to hide and deny it.

One of Booker’s teammates, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said, “Book shouldn’t be playing. He’s hiding it really well, but it’s definitely ringworm, and he’s definitely contagious. I think it’s a conspiracy.”

When 5thQuarterSports asked Booker if the rumors were true, the four-time NBA All Star looked the other way and pretended not to hear us. Meanwhile, three-time girlfriend Kendall Jenner became irate and said some very cruel things.

Booker and Jenner have been back together for over a month now, and it’s going fine.

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