There are exactly two LeBrons in the NBA and we all know who the favorite is. But who’s his favorite LeBron?
Get to know your favorite LeBron’s favorite Lebron with these fast facts:
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite LeBron has never been swept in a Playoff series.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite LeBron starred in a movie that was similar to Space Jam but was not a reboot of Space Jam, and it was better.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite LeBron has started several wonderful charities, whatever that may look like.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite LeBron steered Kobe’s helicopter to safety.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite LeBron owns the Cleaveland Cavaliers while still playing for the Lakers. He threepeated twice with the Cavs and fourpeated with the Lakers, and he’s on track to fivepeat with the Cavs before retiring at the age of 50.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite LeBron doesn’t have kids, except the bastard who grew up and plays on his team now. He isn’t married, but he’s starting to realize it was Savannah who had always been there. Yes, it was Savannah, who would appear and no sooner the night would end and though they would drift apart time would circle their bodies and bring them to intertwine and it was Savannah, and these moments were the most important in his life. It’s clear to him now it was always Savannah, and as soon as he sees her again he’s going to tell her.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite Savannah loves basketball but doesn’t know much about it. She’d like to learn more.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite Savannah’s favorite thing in the world is when your favorite LeBron talks about basketball.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite LeBron’s favorite Savannah has aged like a fine wine and still has many childbearing years ahead of her. She wants kids.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite Savannah’s favorite LeBron is an ambivalent deity that cannot be killed.
- Your favorite LeBron’s favorite LeBron’s favorite Savannah’s favorite LeBron is actually LeBron’s favorite LeBron.
- Your favorite LeBron’s Savannah’s favorite LeBron is actually your second favorite LeBron.
- Your second favorite LeBron is a struggling 21-year old kid who was born into very unusual circumstances and had no choice in the matter. He’s statistically unlikely to be as good at basketball as his father, which is really not his fault, and maybe he has interests that lie in other areas of life. He wonders if he’s truly locked into this career path and sees a possible exit route with the G-league, but feels he would have to wait until your favorite LeBron has retired. He may or may not resent basketball on some level and wish to be rid of his birthright.
- Your second favorite LeBron’s favorite Savannah would never have let this happen.