Golden One Center to Sell Ball Gags and Leather Masks, Kings Fans Are Submissive Masochists

Golden One Center to Sell Ball Gags and Leather Masks, Kings Fans Are Submissive Masochists

Golden One Center is embracing kink culture, and we are here for it. They will sell ball-gags and leather dog masks to Kings fans.

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SACRAMENTO, CA -- The 5thQuarterSports staff is extremely proud of the Golden One Center for embracing kink culture. A recent survey done by the Kings themselves has turned up some interesting results. Well over 65% of the fan-base are submissive masochists, and proud. They embrace their lot in life, and are fully willing to accept their lifestyle. The Arena is right there with them.

New booths are to open, mainly near the Sierra Nevada beer garden on the third floor mezzanine. Some of the booths include: Leather Daddy - a fetish shop specializing in bondage gear, Pretty In Pink -- a men's panty store, and 'Mhmm I Can't Hear You' -- a ball-gag enthusiast shop.

This is a giant leap for our society's acceptance and normalization of the BDSM community. We applaud the strength and courage of Sacramento Kings fans everywhere. They're steadfast, true, and know what they like even though it may cause a bit of pain.

The Kings are 18 and 30 this season.

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