Quotes From NBA Players Recently Pardoned For Jan 6th Involvement

Quotes From NBA Players Recently Pardoned For Jan 6th Involvement

We compiled quotes from NBA players who have been recently pardoned for their Jan 6th involvement. Number 6 will SHOCK you.


“They should have hanged Mike Pence at the All Star game, would have been more interesting.” – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

“My alibi was that I was too lazy to go.” – Ben Simmons

“” – Kobe Bryant

“” – Jayson Tatum

“Say it again, Chuck, what do they say?” – Shaquille O'Neal

“We’re gonna…We’re gonna…We’re gonna find Nancy Peloton” – Charles Barkely

“I think you have me confused with the Shamen, we have very similar names. But yes, I was there too.” – Landry Shamet

“Don’t shorten my son’s name.” – Steve Kerr

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