UFC 328: Khamzat v Strickland, Front Kicks vs Not Getting Front Kicked

UFC 328: Khamzat v Strickland, Front Kicks vs Not Getting Front Kicked

UFC 238 is not happening because it will be an entertaining fight. It is happening because the weigh in will be more exciting than the fight itsself.

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SACRAMENTO -- We are excited to watch what will be probably the most boring UFC middleweight we can imagine.

Here is how it is going play out: Strickland will keep walking forward. Then, Khamzat will choke him out. How enjoyable. The weigh ins will be more enjoyable to watch. Khamzat ran the Strickland playbook and give him a front-kick when they were head-to-head.

The UFC is going for personalities. Hokit, the intense insult fest between Khamzat and Strickland, no more PPV. It is just sad to watch this happen to a once great sport.

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