We're just happy that noone died. Arizona State was happy to be on the right side of a controversy when facing Texas in their college football New Year's Day game.
SACRAMENTO, CA -- In one of (if not the best New Year’s Day College Football Games) of all time, there was a major end of game controversy, because of course there was. A blatant non-call of Targeting by Texas, which would have extended Arizona State’s game winning drive, left everyone absolutely speechless. Arizona State had all of the momentum and all of America rooting for them to take Texas down like a Spanish Matador. America is a better place when Texas loses.
When asked for a comment, an anonymous school official stated “We are just happy to be on the positive side of a controversy. Especially one that does not involve underage drinking and fraternity hazing.”
Texas will now look to try and beat Ohio State to advance, in what I am calling the “Arby's Who Has the Worst State to Live In” Bowl, sponsored by.