BREAKING: Antonio Brown arrested for being too based and red-pilled

BREAKING: Antonio Brown arrested for being too based and red-pilled

Antonio Brown was extradited for being way too cool and being too good at the site formally known as Twitter.

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SAN FRANCISCO -- I mean, we can't even fly to Dubai while being an internationally wanted criminal anymore? Insane. They're treating AB like RD (Rodrigo Duterte) at the Hague.

We need a CTESPN Live Replay of this arrest.

But in all seriousness what is up with those with head trauma loving guns?

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