SAN FRANCISCO -- Just when you had seen it all, something new breaks. In the wake of a national boycott against the Superbowl the NFL was in a panic. They needed eyeballs, stat. 5thQuarterSports has received several leaked memos which detail the plan.

The first of which was to put Drake front and center on the Superbowl sidelines. This was debated internally for the last few days and deemed too hazardous, given the recent US/Canada tensions.

Next up was not rigging the results. However, as with all Superbowls, that is off the table. Rigging is tradition and nearly contractually required on the secret owner's agreements.

So it came down to hacking and disabling the PSN network. Legions of gamers, having to emerge from their mother's basements with nothing better to do, would munch snacks with their family and consume as they were destined to.

We shall see if Sony can recover their system from this massive breach. Only time will tell.