COLD TAKE: Stafford Will Cook The Birds In The Snow

COLD TAKE: Stafford Will Cook The Birds In The Snow

Stafford has 4/3 carrer wins against the #Eagles but is 0/2 as QB for the #Rams.

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SAN FRANCISCO – It is going to be a freezing day in Philly for tonight’s Rams and Eagles game, luckily Stafford packed his BBQ. He is not unfamiliar with cold weather. Born in Tampa Florida on Feb 7th, 1988 on a balmy 45 degree morning. He was basically christened in Florida’s equivalent of a fresh snowy morning.

However, while Stafford is up with 4/3 career wins against the Eagles, he is down 0/2 against them as QB for the Rams. These two losses? Home games. This snow is going to melt from the heat of this fired up LA team.

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