Diego Pavia Is The Least Controversial Heisman Finalist in Recent Memory

Diego Pavia Is The Least Controversial Heisman Finalist in Recent Memory

While Pavia was a Heisman finalist, he went undrafted in the 2026 draft. We review past Heisman winners in comparision.


SACRAMENTO -- Pavia went from party playboy to not even drafted. On the flip side Mendoza (the winner) was a perfect saint and was drafted first. The Heisman trophy symbolizes the duality of man. It takes a certain player to come close, one with physicality and on-field prowess. That being said it takes a completely different kind of player to win.

Heisman winners often find themselves in hi-jinks. Reggie Bush, winner in 2005, was found accepting gifts and was at risk of losing the trophy all together. Frank Sinkwich and the worst last name imaginable. Orenthal Simpson had a really annoying partner. Tim Tebow? He can't read. Johnny Manziel had an absolutely wild song written about him. RG3 has a podcast.

We lost the plot on this one. We're glad Pavia has a shot to find a team after playing in the Raven's minicamp.

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