Jaxson Dart so Concussed He Accidentally Spells His Name "Jackson"

Jaxson Dart so Concussed He Accidentally Spells His Name "Jackson"

Jaxon Dart has been under concussion protocols more often than not this season. The NFL must do something about these QB injuries.


SACRAMENTO -- It is no secret that Jaxson Dart has spent more time under evaluation of head trauma than not recently. While the NFL has increased safety standards to prevent these types of injuries, the #Giant's defense is trying their darndest to nullify those efforts entirely. Jaxson is not in a great place. He has recently spelled his name completely incorrectly, going with the non-traditional spelling of Jackson while signing the credit card slip at Shake Shack.

The NFL really has to do something about this wave of Quarter Back decimation, given Trevor Lawrence's recent back cracking. Maybe some kind of cash-based reward each play the QB is still standing? Whatever it is, the lack of regulations here will soon make the entire NFL use their second and third string QBs exclusively.

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