Man Shocked After Finding Justin Tucker Under His Christmas Tree

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, what about Tucker on a ______. Tucker is looking to change the mojo in his live in any way possible.

A Man was shocked to find Justin Tucker under his Christmas tree this year. When he asked his Wife what was going on, she replied “You said you wanted an old, washed-up kicker for Christmas?!” The Man responded “What? I said I wanted a bold, squash sticker for my workout bag. But, you couldn’t have even called Adam Vinateri to see what he was doing?”

Tucker was quoted as saying “I will try anything to change the mojo in my life currently.”