Mike Vrabel is a Victim. Noone should be forced to coach the post-Brady Patriots.

Mike Vrabel is a Victim. Noone should be forced to coach the post-Brady Patriots.

Vrabel worked his way down from the Titans, to the Browns, to leaking to TMZ and Shams, and finally fell rock bottom to the Patriots.


BOSTON -- Noone should be forced to have Bill Belichick's sloppy seconds, and I'm in no way referring to Jordan Hudson. If you use the internet, you'll see that a certain Patrios head coach has been caught leaking state secrets to a literal terrorist.

When did Mike Vrabel first make contact with Osama bin Laden? It was one balmy summer day in a north eastern hotel room while he was Defensive coordinator of the Texas. He betrayed the great nation of Texas, spilling oil secrets, and that was the beginning of the end.

He slowly worked his way up the leaker chain, next was TMZ, then Shams. It finally ended with Dianna Russini of the Athletic. Was our man misguided? It's unclear. But all we know is that he has officially hit rock bottom. Absolutely noone should have to coach the Patriots in 2026.

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