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Zach Arnett to return to Mississippi State as Defensive Coordinator. This is like moving back in with your parents.Zach Arnett to return to Mississippi State as Defensive Coordinator. This is like moving back in with your parents.This is a bit like moving back in with your parents. But with an interesting twist, some how for a brief moment you out rank your father. For a brief moment.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Release the Kiffin Files. Lanestein Grandy Jury Documents in Florida Case to be ReleasedRelease the Kiffin Files. Lanestein Grandy Jury Documents in Florida Case to be ReleasedLeak after leak after leak. The hidden Snapshot. The shirtless pictures. The boomer-coded texting and abbreviations.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Justin Herbert Is the MVP and Trevor Lawrence Might Actually Be a Glorified Giraffe: A Completely Objective BreakdownJustin Herbert Is the MVP and Trevor Lawrence Might Actually Be a Glorified Giraffe: A Completely Objective BreakdownIf blowing historic leads were an Olympic sport, Staley would not only take gold, he’d also take silver, bronze, and several consolation medals for ‘Commitment to the bit.’ Justin Herbert is the true MVP.
The People’s Pigskin Showdown: Which NYC Team Is More Socialist, New York Jets or New York Giants?The People’s Pigskin Showdown: Which NYC Team Is More Socialist, New York Jets or New York Giants?The biggest socialist showdown since the bolshevik revolution, we rank which teams are more socialist: The New York Jets or Giants after Mamdani's election.
Brian Daboll can't get his SNAP benefits; Save us Arch you're our only hopeBrian Daboll can't get his SNAP benefits; Save us Arch you're our only hopeBrian Daboll let go after two years. The government is in turmoil, and SNAP is gone. Arch Manning is the only hope, he must drop out of the University of Texas.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
BREAKING: Antonio Brown arrested for being too based and red-pilledBREAKING: Antonio Brown arrested for being too based and red-pilledAntonio Brown was extradited for being way too cool and being too good at the site formally known as Twitter.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
The Eagles took out Skattebo specifically to tank my fantasy seasonThe Eagles took out Skattebo specifically to tank my fantasy seasonThis is a dastardly plan from the Eagles to take out Skattebo specifically to ruin my fantasy football season. This is a coordinated attack against us.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Top 5 NFL Players Who Could Be The Next UnibomberTop 5 NFL Players Who Could Be The Next UnibomberWe break down which NFL players are most likely to be the next Ted Kaczynski You will never guess who is number 1. Sorry, Kyle Juszczyk, the name is suspect.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Tom Brady 'Crashes Out' At Indy 500, Catches On Invisible FireTom Brady 'Crashes Out' At Indy 500, Catches On Invisible FireLegendary sports commentator and Gisele Bündchen's ex-husband Tom Brady literally is on fire at the Indy 500.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Power Ranking The Worst NFL Teams In HistoryPower Ranking The Worst NFL Teams In HistoryHave you ever pissed off an entire city? Buckle up. We power rank the worst teams in NFL history by year. We're sorry, the Cleveland Browns and Detroit Lions.
Aaron Rogers Claims "Hot Dogs" Cure Cancer and "Mustard" Cures AIDS on Joe Rogan Podcast; Set To Replace RFK Jr. For Secretary of Health and Human ServicesAaron Rogers Claims "Hot Dogs" Cure Cancer and "Mustard" Cures AIDS on Joe Rogan Podcast; Set To Replace RFK Jr. For Secretary of Health and Human ServicesAaron Rogers went onto Joe Rogan's podcast and promoted these new miracle drugs which have been apart of the American Ethos for a century. Hiding in plain site.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
The NFL Owners Accidentally Added Me To The Shedeur Singal GroupThe NFL Owners Accidentally Added Me To The Shedeur Singal GroupWhoopsie Daisies. The NFL owners messed up and added one of our journalists to their collusion draft groupchat which included Jed York and Jerry Jones.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Tariffs On NFL Draft Prospects Spells DisasterTariffs On NFL Draft Prospects Spells DisasterBad news for Travis Hunter and Abdul Carter: tariffs imposed on the NFL draft by the US government is shaking up how draft prospects are weighed and measured5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Ben Roethlisberger Says He Avoided A Raven That Was Trying To Be Seen By HimBen Roethlisberger Says He Avoided A Raven That Was Trying To Be Seen By HimSteelers QB Roethlisberger Stiff-Arms A Dangerous Bird
I’m Basically Deebo Samuel? GF Trades me For 5th BoyfriendI’m Basically Deebo Samuel? GF Trades me For 5th BoyfriendI'm basically Deebo Samuel, my girlfriend traded me for 5th boyfriend. I too have chronic injuries. Deebo and I should have a beer and discuss it.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Joe Burrow Forced to Come Out as HeterosexualJoe Burrow Forced to Come Out as HeterosexualIn what has shocked absolutely no one in the world, Joe Burrow was recently forced to publicly admit that he is indeed heterosexual.
The 49ers Are Planning To Build A $1.2 Billion Dollar Practice Facility In Hartford, ConnecticutThe 49ers Are Planning To Build A $1.2 Billion Dollar Practice Facility In Hartford, ConnecticutThe 49ers Are Planning To Build A $1.2 Billion Dollar Practice Facility In Hartford, Connecticut
Rumor Confirmed: Lombardi Trophy a Replica of Vince Lombardi’s GenitalsRumor Confirmed: Lombardi Trophy a Replica of Vince Lombardi’s GenitalsWe've confirmed rumors that the Lombardi Trophy is actually a scale replica of Vince's genitals. You'd never guess which end is which.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
