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Tom Brady Retires From Color Commentator. Next Role: Blathering GrandfatherTom Brady Retires From Color Commentator. Next Role: Blathering GrandfatherNext on his schedule: yelling at pigeons at the park about play-action passes.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
Man Shocked After Finding Justin Tucker Under His Christmas TreeMan Shocked After Finding Justin Tucker Under His Christmas TreeYou’ve heard of elf on a shelf, what about Tucker on a ______Drewski | @drewskidew
Arizona State Just Happy to Be Involved on Positive Side of ControversyArizona State Just Happy to Be Involved on Positive Side of Controversy"We're just happy that noone died."Drewski | @drewskidew
"Vaxxed?” Aaron Rodgers Posthumous Inquiry on Jimmy Carter Shocks Nation"Vaxxed?” Aaron Rodgers Posthumous Inquiry on Jimmy Carter Shocks NationImmunized to peanut allergies.Danny Dimes | @DannyDimes420
An Empirical Study of Lightpole Lubricant in PhiladelphiaAn Empirical Study of Lightpole Lubricant in PhiladelphiaGrease them poles to save some lives.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports