Report: While Playing GTA As A Child Joe Burrow Would Follow Sex Workers Around For Hours

Report: While Playing GTA As A Child Joe Burrow Would Follow Sex Workers Around For Hours

During an interview at the Kentucky Derby, Bengals Quarterback Joe Burrow gave a wide ranging interview, including his past GTA habits.


SACRAMENTO -- Fresh out the Kentucky Derby, clad in pink, Burrow gave a wide-ranging interview which touched on his career, the legacy of the Derby, the rise of sports gambling in the United States, Spider 2 Y Banana, and his childhood.

The single most interesting thing that stood out was his approach to playing GTA Vice City. One would think this would be an anachronistic game for a 29 year old, one would think that he'd atleast start with GTA San Andreas or at the minimum The Ballad of Gay Tony, but that is a digression.

Burrow stared by describing the bog-standard game play, driving with the HUD off, the story line, shooting at the moon, etc. But, one key detail stood out. We wouldn't go as far as to say he stalked sex workers on the streets for hours. What he described it was making up an elaborate backstory, name, destination, and how they got into their position. Innocent fun.

We look forward to any stray interviews he gives at the Met Gala.

SHARE THIS ARTICLE

Get Fake Sports News In Your Inbox

No spam. Just satire. Delivered via Substack.

Subscribe

Comments

Leave a Comment

No comments yet. Be the first to share your thoughts!

More NFL / CFB Articles


Author Spotlight

5thQ Staff Writer

5thQ Staff Writer

@5thQSports

More from 5thQ Staff Writer