Misc Articles

Starmer To Step Down Ahead of England's Loss to Ghana
Starmer To Step Down Ahead of England's Loss to Ghana
Continuing the string of short Prime Minister terms, Starmer is speculated to resign before England's match against Ghana in the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Tulsi Gabbard Resigns as U.S. Intelligence Chief; Announces Appointment As Coach For Russia's National Hockey
Tulsi Gabbard Resigns as U.S. Intelligence Chief; Announces Appointment As Coach For Russia's National Hockey
Tulsi Gabbard has announced her resignation as director of U.S. National Intelligence. The next position she has lined up shocks noone.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Google Abandons Search and AI Business; Starts Murdering Artists Directly
Google Abandons Search and AI Business; Starts Murdering Artists Directly
At Google IO's keynote session they announced their intent to exit the search and AI business.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
After Dangerous Climb Of Taipei 101, Alex Honnold Announces Plan To Climb The Social Ladder
After Dangerous Climb Of Taipei 101, Alex Honnold Announces Plan To Climb The Social Ladder
Just another feather in his cap
Nathan Graves | @5thqgraves.bsky.social
Freaky Friday: Brock Lesnar and Brock Osweiler Bump Heads and Switch Bodies
Freaky Friday: Brock Lesnar and Brock Osweiler Bump Heads and Switch Bodies
Brock Lesnar and Brock Osweiler swap bodies during Wrestlemania. It's the battle of the Brocks.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
After DUI, Tiger Woods Signs With The University of Georgia Bulldogs
After DUI, Tiger Woods Signs With The University of Georgia Bulldogs
Tiger Woods signs with the University of Georgia Bulldogs after his latest DUI charge in Florida. TGL plans put on hold.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Lisa Vittozzi Crowned Italy’s First Gold Medal Snow Assassin
Lisa Vittozzi Crowned Italy’s First Gold Medal Snow Assassin
Bang. Bang bang bang.
Nathan Graves | @5thqgraves.bsky.social
Mayor Zohran Mamdani Announces Bold New Economic Plan: “League of Legends Shutdown Gold”
Mayor Zohran Mamdani Announces Bold New Economic Plan: “League of Legends Shutdown Gold”
Mamdani has decided to take some drastic measures in the League of Legends scene, which includes changing the basics of bouties, ARAM, and more.
Daddy Dumbass | @5thQBro
USA's 2026 Olympic Hockey Roster Would Be Better If Canada Was Annexed
USA's 2026 Olympic Hockey Roster Would Be Better If Canada Was Annexed
Jon Cooper is assembling a roster of psychos for USA's 2026 Olympic Hockey roster. But annexing Canada would be the true path to victory, unfortunatly.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Nigerian Football Team Super Eagles To Move To Los Angeles After Super Chargers Downfall
Nigerian Football Team Super Eagles To Move To Los Angeles After Super Chargers Downfall
Fresh off their win against Uganda in the AFCON cup, the Nigerian Super Eagles prepare for their transition to Los Angeles
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
I Went to TopGolf 50 Times This Year. An Honest Review.
I Went to TopGolf 50 Times This Year. An Honest Review.
After nearly a year of going to TopGolf weekly, I give an honest review. From the food, to the games, to the clientele.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Barstool Sports Banned From White House Press Briefings
Barstool Sports Banned From White House Press Briefings
Barstool Sports banned from white house press briefings. Their press credentials are revoked, leaving the press pool even smaller.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
The NFL and NBA to classify Essential Oils as Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs)
The NFL and NBA to classify Essential Oils as Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs)
The list of oils which are to be banned by the NBA and NFL mainly focus on lavender oil, eucalyptus oil, and chamomile oil. Our mothers were right all along.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacy
They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacy
They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacy. We are waiting for the Shaq Soda re-release.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Trump wins Peace Prize from well established Peace Prize giving establishment: FIFA
Trump wins Peace Prize from well established Peace Prize giving establishment: FIFA
Alfred Nobel invented dynamite and the resulting destruction haunted him until he died. He made the organization FIFA, and it started accepting bribes quicly.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Formula 1 vs. FIFA: Who Is More Corrupt Or Are We Just Paying For Billionaire Fanfiction in HD
Formula 1 vs. FIFA: Who Is More Corrupt Or Are We Just Paying For Billionaire Fanfiction in HD
They once gave a World Cup to a country with no soccer culture. If you still believe in fairness, integrity, or 'the rules apply,' congrats on your innocence.
Resident Ginger | @5thQGinger
DraftKings announces partnership with my Grandma, shes parlayed my inheritance away
DraftKings announces partnership with my Grandma, shes parlayed my inheritance away
If COIVD was a world-changing pandemic, the same-game-parlay might as well be the modern day black plague. DraftKings has partners with my grandmother.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Opinion: Sports betting should not only be legal but a placing a bet should be a prerequisite for watching a live game
Opinion: Sports betting should not only be legal but a placing a bet should be a prerequisite for watching a live game
Please place your bets to proceed to the Live Stream. Sports betting should not only be legal but a placing a bet should be a prerequisite to watch a game.
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Coco Gauff Gets New Brand Partnerships After French Open: Coco Gauff Cocofloss, Coco Gauff Cocoa Puffs, and more
Coco Gauff Gets New Brand Partnerships After French Open: Coco Gauff Cocofloss, Coco Gauff Cocoa Puffs, and more
Coco Gauff absolutely crushed the French Open, being the first American woman to win since Serina Williams in 2002. The world has moved on from Wheaties
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
The Kentucky Derby or An NFL Jerk Circle: The Fastest Two Minutes in Sports
The Kentucky Derby or An NFL Jerk Circle: The Fastest Two Minutes in Sports
Both of these events involve an appropriate amount of whipping. I have money on both Javier Castellano and Aaron Rogers this weekend. Who will finish first?
5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com