Misc Articles
Steven A. Smith Announces Pat McAfee as Potential Running Mate in 2028Steven A. Smith Announces Pat McAfee as Potential Running Mate in 2028After the wave of ESPN layoffs in July 2026, axing Cam Newton from the network, Steven A. Smith looks towards Pat McAfee for his 2028 presidential campagin.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Starmer To Step Down Ahead of England's Loss to GhanaStarmer To Step Down Ahead of England's Loss to GhanaContinuing the string of short Prime Minister terms, Starmer is speculated to resign before England's match against Ghana in the 2026 FIFA World Cup.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Tulsi Gabbard Resigns as U.S. Intelligence Chief; Announces Appointment As Coach For Russia's National HockeyTulsi Gabbard Resigns as U.S. Intelligence Chief; Announces Appointment As Coach For Russia's National HockeyTulsi Gabbard has announced her resignation as director of U.S. National Intelligence. The next position she has lined up shocks noone.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Google Abandons Search and AI Business; Starts Murdering Artists DirectlyGoogle Abandons Search and AI Business; Starts Murdering Artists DirectlyAt Google IO's keynote session they announced their intent to exit the search and AI business.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Freaky Friday: Brock Lesnar and Brock Osweiler Bump Heads and Switch BodiesFreaky Friday: Brock Lesnar and Brock Osweiler Bump Heads and Switch BodiesBrock Lesnar and Brock Osweiler swap bodies during Wrestlemania. It's the battle of the Brocks.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
After DUI, Tiger Woods Signs With The University of Georgia BulldogsAfter DUI, Tiger Woods Signs With The University of Georgia BulldogsTiger Woods signs with the University of Georgia Bulldogs after his latest DUI charge in Florida. TGL plans put on hold.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Mayor Zohran Mamdani Announces Bold New Economic Plan: “League of Legends Shutdown Gold”Mayor Zohran Mamdani Announces Bold New Economic Plan: “League of Legends Shutdown Gold”Mamdani has decided to take some drastic measures in the League of Legends scene, which includes changing the basics of bouties, ARAM, and more.
USA's 2026 Olympic Hockey Roster Would Be Better If Canada Was AnnexedUSA's 2026 Olympic Hockey Roster Would Be Better If Canada Was AnnexedJon Cooper is assembling a roster of psychos for USA's 2026 Olympic Hockey roster. But annexing Canada would be the true path to victory, unfortunatly.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Nigerian Football Team Super Eagles To Move To Los Angeles After Super Chargers DownfallNigerian Football Team Super Eagles To Move To Los Angeles After Super Chargers DownfallFresh off their win against Uganda in the AFCON cup, the Nigerian Super Eagles prepare for their transition to Los Angeles5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
I Went to TopGolf 50 Times This Year. An Honest Review.I Went to TopGolf 50 Times This Year. An Honest Review.After nearly a year of going to TopGolf weekly, I give an honest review. From the food, to the games, to the clientele.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Barstool Sports Banned From White House Press BriefingsBarstool Sports Banned From White House Press BriefingsBarstool Sports banned from white house press briefings. Their press credentials are revoked, leaving the press pool even smaller.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
The NFL and NBA to classify Essential Oils as Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs)The NFL and NBA to classify Essential Oils as Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs)The list of oils which are to be banned by the NBA and NFL mainly focus on lavender oil, eucalyptus oil, and chamomile oil. Our mothers were right all along.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacyThey're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacyThey're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacy. We are waiting for the Shaq Soda re-release.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Trump wins Peace Prize from well established Peace Prize giving establishment: FIFATrump wins Peace Prize from well established Peace Prize giving establishment: FIFAAlfred Nobel invented dynamite and the resulting destruction haunted him until he died. He made the organization FIFA, and it started accepting bribes quicly.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Formula 1 vs. FIFA: Who Is More Corrupt Or Are We Just Paying For Billionaire Fanfiction in HDFormula 1 vs. FIFA: Who Is More Corrupt Or Are We Just Paying For Billionaire Fanfiction in HDThey once gave a World Cup to a country with no soccer culture. If you still believe in fairness, integrity, or 'the rules apply,' congrats on your innocence.
DraftKings announces partnership with my Grandma, shes parlayed my inheritance awayDraftKings announces partnership with my Grandma, shes parlayed my inheritance awayIf COIVD was a world-changing pandemic, the same-game-parlay might as well be the modern day black plague. DraftKings has partners with my grandmother.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Opinion: Sports betting should not only be legal but a placing a bet should be a prerequisite for watching a live gameOpinion: Sports betting should not only be legal but a placing a bet should be a prerequisite for watching a live gamePlease place your bets to proceed to the Live Stream. Sports betting should not only be legal but a placing a bet should be a prerequisite to watch a game.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Coco Gauff Gets New Brand Partnerships After French Open: Coco Gauff Cocofloss, Coco Gauff Cocoa Puffs, and moreCoco Gauff Gets New Brand Partnerships After French Open: Coco Gauff Cocofloss, Coco Gauff Cocoa Puffs, and moreCoco Gauff absolutely crushed the French Open, being the first American woman to win since Serina Williams in 2002. The world has moved on from Wheaties5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
