After DUI, Tiger Woods Signs With The University of Georgia Bulldogs

After DUI, Tiger Woods Signs With The University of Georgia Bulldogs

Tiger Woods signs with the University of Georgia Bulldogs after his latest DUI charge in Florida. TGL plans put on hold.

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ATLANTA -- Since retiring from touring with the PGA and his LIV rejection Tiger Woods has been busy with two major things, his exceedingly entertaining TGL simulated golf league, and trying to break into college football. As luck would have it, TGL is broadcast whenever I'm at my Dave and Busters and Tiger just completed the Bulldog's initiation ritual, the famed DUI.

While he is set to red shirt to return to pique physical condition, as long has he continues to hit the bottle and get behind the wheel of a Toyota Corolla we're sure he'll have a very successful career. Lets hope he can keep his grades up.

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