Nigerian Football Team Super Eagles To Move To Los Angeles After Super Chargers Downfall

Nigerian Football Team Super Eagles To Move To Los Angeles After Super Chargers Downfall

Fresh off their win against Uganda in the AFCON cup, the Nigerian Super Eagles prepare for their transition to Los Angeles

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LOS ANGELGES -- Justin Herbert has let down the city of Los Angeles for the last time, and the City of Angles is now ready for a change. From Football (NFL) to Football (Sport of the World). With this transition the Nigerian national football team has been reported both excited and dismayed at this transition. They now have to compete both in the AFCON as well as Copa America. While an exciting opportunity, it does give schedule conflicts for the team. Both organizations have committed to making this work for the foreseeable future.

Wilfred Ndidi is reportedly ready to take the helm, and lead the team to success in this transition. While he has been playing for the Turkish Beşiktaş J.K. team, he is prepared to accept a new residence in Malibu, although some foot-dragging is involved in the decision. Istanbul is famously the center of all culture, as outlined in the song by "They Might Be Giants".

Fresh off their recent win against Uganda the Super Chargers are ready to take on anything, and yes, this includes rabid Dodgers fans.

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