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The Kentucky Derby or An NFL Jerk Circle: The Fastest Two Minutes in SportsThe Kentucky Derby or An NFL Jerk Circle: The Fastest Two Minutes in SportsBoth of these events involve an appropriate amount of whipping. I have money on both Javier Castellano and Aaron Rogers this weekend. Who will finish first?5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Rory McIlroy wins LIV prize of joining Mohammed bin Salman's Journalist Dismemberment SquadRory McIlroy wins LIV prize of joining Mohammed bin Salman's Journalist Dismemberment SquadRory McIlroy wins LIV prize of joining Mohammed bin Salman's Journalist Dismemberment Squad. Unfortunately for DeChambeau he will be the 'practice dissident'.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
ICE Deports Backhairistan Soccer Forward Bolbi Stroganovsky To CECOT Over Hamas TiesICE Deports Backhairistan Soccer Forward Bolbi Stroganovsky To CECOT Over Hamas TiesBolbi Stroganovsky: deported due to social media posts ties to Hamas. The one time futbol superstar and presidential hopeful now held at CECOT detention center.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
Make America Great (at Hockey) Again!Make America Great (at Hockey) Again!US to Annex Canada! America will be great at hockeey again. Sidney Crosby, Connor McDavid—they should be playing for us.
Newly Formed National Powerwalking League Announces Partnership with DraftKingsNewly Formed National Powerwalking League Announces Partnership with DraftKingsGrandma is giving me cash on my birthday, by powerwalking her way to victory.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thquartersports.com
