Steven A. Smith Announces Pat McAfee as Potential Running Mate in 2028

Steven A. Smith Announces Pat McAfee as Potential Running Mate in 2028

After the wave of ESPN layoffs in July 2026, axing Cam Newton from the network, Steven A. Smith looks towards Pat McAfee for his 2028 presidential campagin.

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SACRAMENTO -- ESPN is in shambles, and everything is up in the air, which has greatly upset Steven A. Smith's presidential campaign. Both Karl Ravech and Cam Newton have been laid off from the network this week, and both men were front runners for Smith's campaign. It is a literal knife fight at the ESPN headquarters to fill the spot after the top-hat without a top wearing Super Cam has departed stage left.

McAfee is a modern day Renaissance Man, playing in the NFL, involvement with the WWE, his time at Barstool Sports, as well as his media career. He is the Yin to Smith's Yang, being the other household name in sports media at this time. Further, his WWE career is a perfect foil for a president, Donald Trump, former WWE Hall of Fame inductee, who has announced that he is running for a third term. All bases are covered.

We are excited to see the upcoming campaign buttons and bumper stickers.

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