{ "text": "The #Kings and #Clippers tip off at 8pm PDT. I got a newborn. I'm going to bed at 9. Adam Silver must be so skinny due to all the stimmies.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/tip-off-at-bedtime-how-the-nba-declared-war-on-new-dads-everywhere/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/0_kings_daddy.png", "title": "Tip-Off at Bedtime: How the NBA Declared War on New Dads Everywhere", "description": "Our recent father describes the trials of sleepless nights and juggling managing a baby with watching the Sacramento Kings." }