[ { "text": "Taylor Swift is not the Yoko Ono of the #Chiefs. She's more like the Mark David Chapman", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/taylor-swift-is-not-the-yoko-ono-of-the-chiefs-shes-more-like-the-mark-david-chapman/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/taylor_swift_chiefs.jpg", "title": "Taylor Swift is not the Yoko Ono of the Chiefs. She's more like the Mark David Chapman", "description": "Taylor Swift is not the Yoko Ono of the Chiefs. She's more like the Mark David Chapman. Shes not ripping them apart, its more like an active assassination attempt." } ,{ "text": "#InvestigateTheNFL. This is officially #RefGate. The NFL is preplanned to a degree that the Soviet Union could only dream of.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/investigatethenfl-this-is-officially-ref-gate-the-nfl-is-preplanned-to-a-degree-that-the-soviet-union-could-only-dream-of/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/soviet_nfl.png", "title": "InvestigateTheNFL. This is officially Ref Gate. The NFL is preplanned to a degree that the Soviet Union could only dream of", "description": "This insanity needs to end. The NFL is the most corrupt sports organization in the world, bypassing the likes of FIFA. It is basically a pre-planned economy that the Soviet Union is jealous of." } ,{ "text": "The #NFL and #NBA to classify Essential Oils as Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs). The list of oils which mainly focus on lavender oil, eucalyptus oil, and chamomile oil. Our mothers were right this whole time.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-nfl-and-nba-to-classify-essential-oils-as-performance-enhancing-drugs-peds/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/essential_oils_ban.jpg", "title": "The NFL and NBA to classify Essential Oils as Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs)", "description": "The list of oils which are to be banned by the NBA and NFL mainly focus on lavender oil, eucalyptus oil, and chamomile oil." } ,{ "text": "Thursday Night Football moving from Amazon Prime to Blockbuster Video. To avoid anti-trust lawsuits Amazon is shedding it's TNF streaming. The only Blockbuster Video open in Bend, Oregon will live stream #NFL games. Outside of their store.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/thursday-night-football-moving-from-amazon-prime-to-blockbuster-video/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/blockbuster_video_football.jpg", "title": "Thursday Night Football moving from Amazon Prime to Blockbuster Video", "description": "To avoid anti-trust lawsuits Amazon is shedding it's TNF streaming. The only Blockbuster Video open in Bend, Oregon will live stream the games. Outside of their store." } ,{ "text": "The #NFL has annouced a parternship with OpenAI through the Disney deal. Soon games will be completely AI generated through the Sora model, utilizing Agentic workflows. Home games will now happen in datacenters nearest their cities. Welcome to the future, old man.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/openai-announces-partnership-with-espn-through-disney-deal-sora-generated-nfl-games-to-be-released-next-season/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/nfl_openai.jpg", "title": "OpenAI announces partnership with ESPN through Disney deal. Sora generated NFL games to be released next season", "description": "The NFL and OpanAI will leverage Agentic AI workflows, using datacenters near team cities for home games, and more." } ,{ "text": "In a scene out of a 90's news room, Sherrone Moore is currently in a low-speed chase on the 405 driving a White Bronco. Are college football coaches okay?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/sherrone-moore-is-currently-driving-down-the-405-in-a-white-bronco-after-being-fired-from-michigan/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/oj_chase_michigan.jpg", "title": "Sherrone Moore is currently driving down the 405 in a White Bronco after being fired from Michigan", "description": "In a scene out of a 90's news room, Sherrone Moore is currently in a low-speed chase on the 405 driving a White Bronco. Are college football coaches okay?" } ,{ "text": "After months of haranguing from the White House, Jermome Powell cuts the cost of a hotdog by a quarter of a percentage point at all #MLB stadiums across the nation. The hotdog machine has been going \"brrr\" for far too long.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/jerome-powell-cuts-price-of-hotdogs-at-mlb-stadiums-nationwide/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/jerome_powell_hotdogs.jpg", "title": "Jerome Powell cuts price of hotdogs at MLB stadiums nationwide", "description": "After months of haranguing from the White House, Jermome Powell cuts the cost of a hotdog by a quarter of a percentage point at all MLB stadiums across the nation. The hotdog machine has been going \"brrr\"." } ,{ "text": "BREAKING: 5th Quarter Sports investigates he Sacramento #Kings use of the Pizza Guys franchise as a way to circumvent the #NBA salary cap.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/extra-cheese-no-cap-inside-the-sacramento-kings-alleged-pizza-guys-payroll-scandal/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000006998.png", "title": "Extra Cheese, No Cap: Inside the Sacramento Kings’ Alleged Pizza Guys Payroll Scandal", "description": "5th Quarter Sports investigates he Sacramento Kings use of the Pizza Guys franchise as a way to circumvent the NBA salary cap." } ,{ "text": "Rivers, a 44 year old man and recent grandfather, plans to comeout of retirement for the #Colts. My father is coming out of retirement due to the collapse of Bitcoin and is grand-childless.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/philip-rivers-plans-to-come-out-of-retirement-for-the-colts-my-dad-has-to-come-out-of-retirement-because-of-bitcoin/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/philip_rivers_retirement.jpg", "title": "Philip Rivers plans to come out of retirement for the Colts; My Dad has to come out of retirement because of Bitcoin", "description": "Rivers, a 44 year old man and recent grandfather, plans to comeout of retirement for the Colts. My father is coming out of retirement due to the collapse of Bitcoin and is grand-childless." } ,{ "text": "After today's egregious yellow flag thrown by the refs at the perfect time has caused quite a stir in the NFL Gambling social media scene. Is it a Christmas miracle? No, the refs are now allowed to accept bribes in the #NFL.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-officially-allows-refs-to-accept-bribes/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/nfl_ref_bribes.jpg", "title": "The NFL Officially Allows Refs to Accept Bribes", "description": "After today's egregious yellow flag thrown by the refs at the perfect time has caused quite a stir in the NFL Gambling social media scene. Is it a Christmas miracle? No, the referees were openly accepting bribes to land the underdog." } ,{ "text": "They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacy. #BringBackSodaShaq We are waiting for the Shaq Soda re-release.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/theyre-bringing-back-sobe-tea-just-kidding-noone-likes-that-horse-piss-arizona-supremacy/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/arizonas.jpg", "title": "They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacy", "description": "They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding noone likes that horse piss, AriZona supremacy. We are waiting for the Shaq Soda re-release." } ,{ "text": "BYU completely destroyed by Texas Tech. A wild day for College Football, and this loss marks a tragic day for Mormon kind.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/byu-loses-to-texas-tech-second-worst-day-to-be-a-mormon-followed-by-joseph-smiths-death/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/texas_tech.png", "title": "BYU Loses to Texas Tech. Second worst day to be a Mormon, followed by Joseph Smith's death", "description": "A wild day for College Football, and this loss marks a tragic day for Mormon Kind." } ,{ "text": "This is a bit like moving back in with your parents. But with an interesting twist, some how for a brief moment you out rank your father. It seems like the rats are jumping the ship that is Ole Miss given Kiffin's departure.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/zach-arnett-to-return-to-mississippi-state-as-defensive-coordinator-this-is-like-moving-back-in-with-your-parents/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/zach_arnett.jpg", "title": "Zach Arnett to return to Mississippi State as Defensive Coordinator. This is like moving back in with your parents.", "description": "This is a bit like moving back in with your parents. But with an interesting twist, some how for a brief moment you out rank your father." } ,{ "text": "John Cena is retiring. It is the end of an era. The waning of the Ruthless Aggression Era. It is time for him to sit back, relax, and focus on what he really loves. The rap game. Now we watch Triple H roll in the era of Woke. #SmackDown", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/john-cena-to-retire-next-week-return-to-focusing-on-rap-career-wokeism-takes-over-the-wwe-as-the-ruthless-agression-era-ends/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/john-cena-retire.jpg", "title": "John Cena to retire next week; Return to focusing on rap career. Wokeism takes over the WWE as the Ruthless Agression Era ends.", "description": "It is the end of an era. The waning of the Ruthless Aggression Era. It is time for him to sit back, relax, and focus on what he really loves. The rap game." } ,{ "text": "Alfred Nobel invented dynamite and the resulting destruction haunted him until he died. To establish a better legacy, he set up a prize system based on science and reasoning and the greater good. This organization was renamed to FIFA, and it started accepting bribes immediately.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/trump-wins-peace-prize-from-well-established-peace-prize-giving-establishment-fifa/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/trump_fifa_game.jpg", "title": "Trump wins Peace Prize from well established Peace Prize giving establishment: FIFA", "description": "Alfred Nobel invented dynamite and the resulting destruction haunted him until he died. To establish a better legacy, he set up a prize system based on science and reasoning and the greater good. This organization was renamed to FIFA, and it started accepting bribes immediately." } ,{ "text": "#RELEASETHELANESTEINFILES Leak after leak after leak. The hidden Snapshot. The shirtless pictures. The boomer-coded texting and abbreviations. The group pictures with extremely sweaty hot yoga instructors implying some kind of reverse Eiffel Tower scenario. The truth is finally coming to light.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/release-the-kiffin-files-lanestein-grandy-jury-documents-in-florida-case-to-be-released/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/breaking-lane-kiffin-release.jpg", "title": "Release the Kiffin Files. Lanestein Grandy Jury Documents in Florida Case to be Released", "description": "Leak after leak after leak. The hidden Snapshot. The shirtless pictures. The boomer-coded texting and abbreviations." } ,{ "text": "In a wild turn of events it was reported that on December 1st, 2025 former #Clippers player CP3 stabbed Lawrence Frank in the kidney after an intense verbal argument.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-clippers-released-chris-paul-because-he-stabbed-lawrence-frank-in-the-kidney/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/chris_paul_kidneys.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Clippers released Chris Paul because he stabbed Lawrence Frank in the kidney", "description": "In a wild turn of events it was reported that on December 1st, 2025 CP3 stabbed Lawrence Frank in the kidney after an intense verbal argument." } ,{ "text": "During the #NYGiants vs #Patriots game Roger Goodell made a spacial announcement. The NFL will refuse to ban lobotomies. They're not performance enhacing, unless a player is on the oline.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-refuses-to-ban-lobotomies/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/goodell_lobodomy.jpg", "title": "The NFL Refuses To Ban Lobotomies", "description": "The NFL refuses to ban lobotomies. They're not performance enhacing, unless a player is on the oline." } ,{ "text": "There is a reason that Lane Kiffin left Ole Miss for LSU. Release the Lanestein files. There is a cover up the size of which has not been seen. Millions of dollars. Hundreds of man hours.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/there-is-a-reason-that-lane-kiffin-left-ole-miss-for-lsu-release-the-lanestein-files/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/lane-liffin-files.jpg", "title": "There is a reason that Lane Kiffin left Ole Miss for LSU. Release the Lanestein files.", "description": "Release the unredacted Lanestein Files." } ,{ "text": "A pre-game look into the upcoming #Kings vs #Grizzlies game and how they've matched up in their last game.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/kings-vs-grizzlies-pregame-stats/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/5thq_kings_grizzlies.jpg", "title": "Kings vs Grizzlies Pregame Stats", "description": "A look into how the Kings will do against the Grizzlies on November 30th, 2025." } ,{ "text": "It's unlikely that the Kings will trade LaVine. Anyone who is pushing this narrative on both social media and network television is funded by Russia disinformation campaigns. These people have vested interests in the domise of the #Kings.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/the-false-narrative-that-the-kings-should-trade-zach-lavine-is-spread-by-russian-bots-and-troll-farms/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000006717.jpg", "title": "The False Narrative That The Kings Should Trade Zach LaVine is Spread By Russian Bots and Troll Farms", "description": "It's unlikely that the Kings will trade LaVine. Anyone who is pushing this narrative on both social media and network television is funded by Russia disinformation campaigns. These people have vested interests in the domise of the Kings." } ,{ "text": "The #Kings are currently 5-13, despite winning their last two games with Keegan Murray's return from injury. The #Suns are 11-7, fueled by Devin Booker and the Power of Friendship. Can Keegan Murray overcome what seems to be impossible...the Kings winning 3 games in a row. ", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/keegan-murray-v-law-of-large-numbers-1/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000006620.jpg", "title": "Keegan Murray v Law of Large Numbers", "description": "This game won't be decided by each team's ability to hit threes, rebound, or Doug Christie's decision to not play Keon Ellis for some reason. " } ,{ "text": "#Kings GM Scott Perry is playing chess, too bad this is basketball. How Sacramento will rebuild in 2026 by first destroying everything.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/kings-gm-scott-perry-is-playing-chess-too-bad-this-is-basketball-how-the-kings-will-rebuild-in-2026/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000006581.jpg", "title": "Kings GM Scott Perry is Playing Chess, Too Bad This is Basketball. How The Kings Will Rebuild in 2026", "description": "Much like the Phoenix, the Kings first need to burn before they can rise from their ashes." } ,{ "text": "Formula 1 vs. FIFA: Who Is More Corrupt Or Are We Just Paying For Billionaire Fanfiction in HD.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/formula-1-vs-fifa-who-is-more-corrupt-or-are-we-just-paying-for-billionaire-fanfiction-in-hd/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000006536.jpg", "title": "Formula 1 vs. FIFA: Who Is More Corrupt Or Are We Just Paying For Billionaire Fanfiction in HD", "description": "They once gave a World Cup to a country with no soccer culture." } ,{ "text": "If blowing historic leads were an Olympic sport, Staley would not only take gold, he’d also take silver, bronze, and several consolation medals for ‘Commitment to the bit.’", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/justin-herbert-is-the-mvp-and-trevor-lawrence-might-actually-be-a-glorified-giraffe-a-completely-objective-breakdown/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000006437.jpg", "title": "Justin Herbert Is the MVP and Trevor Lawrence Might Actually Be a Glorified Giraffe: A Completely Objective Breakdown", "description": "If blowing historic leads were an Olympic sport, Staley would not only take gold, he’d also take silver, bronze, and several consolation medals for ‘Commitment to the bit.’" } ,{ "text": "The Greatest Robbery Since Ocean's 11: Wiler Flores Denied MVP, America Denied Justice. Objectivity Is For Cowards.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/the-greatest-robbery-since-ocean-s-11-wilmer-flores-denied-mvp-america-denied-justice/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/wilmer-flores-mvp.jpg", "title": "THE GREATEST ROBBERY SINCE OCEAN’S 11: WILMER FLORES DENIED MVP, AMERICA DENIED JUSTICE", "description": "“Objectivity Is For Cowards” Edition" } ,{ "text": "The People’s Pigskin Showdown: Which NYC Team Is More Socialist, the #Jets or the #Giants?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-people-s-pigskin-showdown-which-nyc-team-is-more-socialist-new-york-jets-or-new-york-giants/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/jets-v-giants-socialists.jpg", "title": "The People’s Pigskin Showdown: Which NYC Team Is More Socialist, New York Jets or New York Giants?", "description": "The biggest socialist showdown since the bolshevik revolution." } ,{ "text": "Baseball Rigged? Shocking New Evidence #MLB Writers Handed MVP to Aaron Judge Before Season Even Started.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/baseball-rigged-shocking-new-evidence-mlb-writers-handed-mvp-to-aaron-judge-before-season-even-started/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/aaron-judge-mvp.jpg", "title": "Baseball Rigged? Shocking New Evidence MLB Writers Handed MVP to Aaron Judge Before Season Even Started", "description": "This wasn’t voting. This was muscle memory." } ,{ "text": "If COIVD was a world-changing pandemic, the same-game-parlay might as well be the modern day black plague. Brought to you by #DraftKings #PrizePicks #FanDuel #Ad", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/draftkings-announces-partnership-with-my-grandma-shes-parlayed-my-inheritance-away/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/grandma-parlay.jpg", "title": "DraftKings announces partnership with my Grandma, shes parlayed my inheritance away", "description": "If COIVD was a world-changing pandemic, the same-game-parlay might as well be the modern day black plague." } ,{ "text": "Good night, sweet prince. The #Giants let go of Brian Daboll just as SNAP benefits dry up. Now the only hope is for Arch to drop out of UT and ascend the throne like Faramir to Gondor.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/brian-daboll-cant-get-his-snap-benefits-save-us-arch-youre-our-only-hope/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/arch_manning_returns.jpg", "title": "Brian Daboll can't get his SNAP benefits; Save us Arch you're our only hope", "description": "Brian Daboll let go after just two years. The government is in turmoil, and SNAP benefits are unavailable. Arch Manning is the only hope, he must drop out of the University of Texas." } ,{ "text": "Undefeated Fighter Terence Crawford Pivots To Public Speaking", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/breaking-terence-crawford-will-focus-less-on-boxing-more-on-toastmasters/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/terence-crawford-toastmasters.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Terence Crawford Will Focus Less On Boxing, More On Toastmasters", "description": "Undefeated Fighter Terence Crawford Pivots To Public Speaking" } ,{ "text": "Antonio Brown was extradited for being way too cool and being too good at the site formally known as Twitter. #CTESPN", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/breaking-antonio-brown-arrested-for-being-too-based-and-red-pilled/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/antonio_brown_guns.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Antonio Brown arrested for being too based and red-pilled", "description": "Antonio Brown was extradited for being way too cool and being too good at the site formally known as Twitter." } ,{ "text": "76ers star and apperent meme-lord Joel Embiid was fined a historic amount for dropping the 6-7 during the game against the Boston Celtics. #NBA", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/76ers-star-embiid-fined-50k-for-dropping-the-6-7/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/embiid_fine.jpg", "title": "76ers star Embiid fined $50K for dropping the 6-7", "description": "What has the world come to?" } ,{ "text": "Opinion: Sports betting should not only be legal but a placing a bet should be a prerequisite for watching a live game. Abolish ads and subscriptions. Placing 5 bets minimum should unlock any live sports stream. Welcome to the future.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/opinion-sports-betting-should-not-only-be-legal-but-a-placing-a-bet-should-be-a-prerequisite-for-watching-a-live-game/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/parlay-game-requirement.jpg", "title": "Opinion: Sports betting should not only be legal but a placing a bet should be a prerequisite for watching a live game", "description": "Please place your bets to proceed to the Live Stream" } ,{ "text": "I've been playing Fantasy Football for 10 years. All in the same league. I've never won once. Not a single time. The #Eagles just locked in my 11th loss.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-eagles-took-out-skattebo-specifically-to-tank-my-fantasy-season/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/skattebo_halo.jpeg", "title": "The Eagles took out Skattebo specifically to tank my fantasy season", "description": "Look how they massacred by boy" } ,{ "text": "LeBron James caught up in #NoKings protests after Billups, Rozier arrest. This does NOT mean the #NBA is rigged AT ALL. Especially after the 2002 Western Converence Finals.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/lebron-james-caught-up-in-nokings-protests-after-billups-rozier-arrest/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/bron-crown-edit.jpg", "title": "LeBron James caught up in #NoKings protests after Billups, Rozier arrest", "description": "Long live the King." } ,{ "text": "Could Saquon Barkley take a fully grown velociraptor in a fair fight, meeting at mid-field with no weapons and nothing else around, both combatants naked? We break it down. #NFL", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/could-saquon-barkley-take-a-velociraptor/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/saquon-barkley-vs-velociraptor.jpg", "title": "Could Saquon Barkley Take A Velociraptor?", "description": "“Go Birds?”" } ,{ "text": "The Avant-Garde Artist Builds On Her Work Sabotaging Successful Groups", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/the-dodgers-dynasty-in-turmoil-as-yoko-ono-shows-up-to-more-practices/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/dodgers-yoko-ono.jpg", "title": "The Dodgers Dynasty In Turmoil As Yoko Ono Shows Up To More Practices", "description": "Imagine There's No Baseball" } ,{ "text": "Three weeks after 18-year-old Cooper Flagg a big job offer turned up.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-cooper-flagg-passed-up-offer-for-secretary-of-defense-to-join-nba-draft/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/cooper-flag-white-house.jpeg", "title": "BREAKING: Cooper Flagg Passed Up Offer For Secretary Of Defense To Join NBA Draft", "description": "-" } ,{ "text": "The Golden State Valkyries Nod In Silence As The Bay Area Mourns The Loss Of Its Sports Teams #NBA #NBASky", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/the-golden-state-valkyries-nod-in-silence-as-the-bay-area-mourns-the-loss-of-its-sports-teams/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/valkyries.jpg", "title": "The Golden State Valkyries Nod In Silence As The Bay Area Mourns The Loss Of Its Sports Teams", "description": "They have class, they're classy" } ,{ "text": "We break down which players are most likely to be the next Ted Kaczynski, aka the Unibomber. We take a look at many factors: schooling, location growing up, interests and hobbies, and more. This is an empirical scientific analysis, we spared no expense. #NFL #Football", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/top-5-nfl-players-who-could-be-the-next-unibomber/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/next-unibomber.jpg", "title": "Top 5 NFL Players Who Could Be The Next Unibomber", "description": "You will never guess who is number 1" } ,{ "text": "Coco Gauff Gets New Brand Partnerships After French Open: Coco Gauff Cocofloss, Coco Gauff Cocoa Puffs, and more.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/coco-gauff-gets-new-brand-partnerships-after-french-open-coco-gauff-cocofloss-coco-gauff-cocoa-puffs-and-more/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/coco_gauf_cocofloss.jpg", "title": "Coco Gauff Gets New Brand Partnerships After French Open: Coco Gauff Cocofloss, Coco Gauff Cocoa Puffs, and more", "description": "15 Love or whatever they say" } ,{ "text": "Tyrese Haliburton Discovers Dark And Twisted Family Secret On The Eve Of Game 1 Of The NBA Finals. It involves the Kennedys, Lockheed-Martin, and more. #NBA #NBASky", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/tyrese-haliburton-discovers-dark-and-twisted-family-secret-on-the-eve-of-game-1-of-the-nba-finals/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000004714.jpg", "title": "Tyrese Haliburton Discovers Dark And Twisted Family Secret On The Eve Of Game 1 Of The NBA Finals", "description": "Twists and turns you would never guess!" } ,{ "text": "Opinion: UFC Fights Don’t Need Sign Language Interpreters. Rogan says the same stuff. DC has been phoning it in. Anik CARRIES the boardcast.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/opinion-ufc-fights-don-t-need-sign-language-interpreters/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000004685.jpg", "title": "Opinion: UFC Fights Don’t Need Sign Language Interpreters", "description": "Catch these hands." } ,{ "text": "Legendary sports commentator and Gisele Bündchen's ex-husband Tom Brady really stepped in this one and caught on-fire mid-refueling while casually puffing on a Black and Mild.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/tom-brady-crashes-out-at-indy-500-catches-on-invisible-fire/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/brady-indy-500-fire.jpg", "title": "Tom Brady 'Crashes Out' At Indy 500, Catches On Invisible Fire", "description": "He is lit." } ,{ "text": "BREAKING: Aaron Rogers Claims Hot Dogs Cure Cancer and Mustard Cures AIDS on Joe Rogan Podcast; Set To Replace RFK Jr. For Secretary of Health and Human Services. This is especially prevalent in cancers which effect the epithelial tissues. Lips and assholes cure lips and assholes.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/aaron-rogers-claims-hot-dogs-cure-cancer-and-mustard-cures-aids-on-joe-rogan-podcast-set-to-replace-rfk-jr-for-secretary-of-health-and-human-services/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/rogers-hotdog.jpg", "title": "Aaron Rogers Claims \"Hot Dogs\" Cure Cancer and \"Mustard\" Cures AIDS on Joe Rogan Podcast; Set To Replace RFK Jr. For Secretary of Health and Human Services", "description": "Hotdogs, get your hotdogs." } ,{ "text": "BREAKING: White South African refugees to join BYU men's basketball team. The team is excited to finally have some diversity. #NBA #NCAA", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/white-south-african-refugees-to-join-byu-mens-basketball-team/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/byu-mens-basketball-crying.jpg", "title": "White South African Refugees to Join BYU Men's Basketball Team", "description": "The team is excited to finally have some diversity." } ,{ "text": "Some people don't like their children. Others...straight up hate them.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000004598.jpg", "title": "Anthony Edwards Should Just Go For It And Tell His Children He Loves Them", "description": "ANT's feelings are...mixed to negative." } ,{ "text": "I have money on both Javier Castellano and Aaron Rogers this weekend. It feels like I'm Hunter S. Thompson writing about San Juan cock-fighting. Introducing the shady world of the NFL Jerk Circle.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-kentucky-derby-or-an-nfl-jerk-circle-the-fastest-two-minutes-in-sports/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/kentucky-derby-waffle.jpg", "title": "The Kentucky Derby or An NFL Jerk Circle: The Fastest Two Minutes in Sports", "description": "Both of these events involve an appropriate amount of whipping." } ,{ "text": "Elbows up. While the US's aggressive rhetoric about annexing Canada would justify the 'N' in the #NHL it would absoluetly put the league in disarray.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-nhl-has-no-contingency-plan-for-canada-becoming-the-51st-state/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/nhl-and-canada.jpg", "title": "The NHL Has No Contingency Plan For Canada Becoming The 51st State", "description": "Elbows up." } ,{ "text": "The #NFL owners make a mistake and accidentally added me to a Singal group chat where they colluded on excluding Shedeur Sanders from the draft. #NFLDraft", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-owners-accidentally-added-me-to-the-shedeur-singal-group/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/2025-draft-signal.jpg", "title": "The NFL Owners Accidentally Added Me To The Shedeur Singal Group", "description": "Whoopsie Daisies." } ,{ "text": "5th Quarter Sports Suddenly Barred From White House Press Briefings. Scary stuff.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/5thquartersports-suddenly-barred-from-white-house-press-briefings/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000004463.jpg", "title": "5thQuarterSports Suddenly Barred From White House Press Briefings", "description": "Scary stuff." } ,{ "text": "The good news is that the #NBA play-offs are here. The bad news is that the outcome is predetermined. We're not talking about how it is fixed (it is), but its more in a metaphysical sense.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/as-playoffs-begin-nba-reminds-players-free-will-is-an-illusion/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/nba-determinism.jpg", "title": "As Playoffs Begin, NBA Reminds Players Free Will Is An Illusion", "description": "-" } ,{ "text": "Bad news for Travis Hunter and Abdul Carter: tariffs imposed on the NFL draft by the US government is shaking up how draft prospects are weighed and measured. Also expect Red Zone and Sunday Ticket to increase by $10/mo as a result. #NFL", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/tariffs-on-nfl-draft-prospects-spells-disaster/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/2025-nfl-draft-tarrifs.jpg", "title": "Tariffs On NFL Draft Prospects Spells Disaster", "description": "Bad news for Travis Hunter and Abdul Carter: tariffs imposed on the NFL draft by the US government is shaking up how draft prospects are weighed and measured" } ,{ "text": "Rory McIlroy wins LIV prize of joining Mohammed bin Salman's Journalist Dismemberment Squad. Unfortunately for DeChambeau he will be the 'practice dissident'. We didn't forget that happened, right?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/rory-mcilroy-wins-liv-prize-of-joining-mohammed-bin-salmans-journalist-dismemberment-squad/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/mcilroy-bonesaw.jpg", "title": "Rory McIlroy wins LIV prize of joining Mohammed bin Salman's Journalist Dismemberment Squad", "description": "Unfortunately for DeChambeau he will be the \"practice dissident\"." } ,{ "text": "BREAKING: Body of Kobe Bryant still not recovered in Hudson helicopter crash. He was confirmed to never have been on the heliocopter and to have passed away several years ago, so this lines up.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-body-of-kobe-bryant-still-not-recovered-in-hudson-helicopter-crash/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/kobe-hudson.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Body of Kobe Bryant still not recovered in Hudson helicopter crash.", "description": "BREAKING: Body of Kobe Bryant still not recovered in Hudson helicopter crash. He was confirmed to never have been on the heliocopter and to have passed away several years ago, so this lines up." } ,{ "text": "BREAKING: Devin Booker has ringworm. And its BAD.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/devin-booker-refuses-to-acknowledge-his-serious-case-of-ringworm/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/devin-booker-ringworm.jpg", "title": "Devin Booker Refuses To Acknowledge His Serious Case of Ringworm", "description": "BREAKING: Devin Booker has ringworm. And its BAD." } ,{ "text": "(You'll definitely guess #1)", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/top-5-nba-players-most-likely-to-enlist-to-fight-in-ukraine/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/nba-players-in-ukraine-2.jpg", "title": "Top 5 NBA Players Most Likely To Enlist To Fight In Ukraine", "description": "(You'll definitely guess #1)" } ,{ "text": "Steelers QB Roethlisberger Stiff-Arms A Dangerous Bird", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/ben-roethlisberger-says-he-avoided-a-raven-that-was-trying-to-be-seen-by-him/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000004276.jpg", "title": "Ben Roethlisberger Says He Avoided A Raven That Was Trying To Be Seen By Him ", "description": "Steelers QB Roethlisberger Stiff-Arms A Dangerous Bird" } ,{ "text": "Pete Hegseth has leaked...the Yankees handsignals. Worse yet, it was to the Red Sox bat boy.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/breaking-pete-hegseth-leaks-hand-signals-to-bat-boy/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/hegseth.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Pete Hegseth Leaks Hand Signals to Bat Boy", "description": "Peter has stuck his foot in it again!" } ,{ "text": "Bolbi Stroganovsky, Backhairistan Soccer Forward, Deported over alleged Hamas ties.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/breaking-ice-deports-famous-backhairistan-soccer-forward-bolbi-stroganovsky-over-hamas-ties/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/bolbi-isis.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: ICE Deports Famous Backhairistan Soccer Forward Bolbi Stroganovsky Over Hamas Ties", "description": "Bolbi Stroganovsky: deported because Hamas" } ,{ "text": "UNC, and we're not talking about Shannon Sharpe. The Tar Heels will cure sure my March Sadness", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/march-sadness-will-the-tar-heels-cure-my-sad/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/tar-heel-sadness.jpg", "title": "March Sadness: Will the Tar Heels Cure My SAD?", "description": "UNC, and we're not talking about Shannon Sharpe." } ,{ "text": "Well it took YEARS in the making but the Dallas Mavericks and the United States of America might collapse in the same week.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/unexpected-collapses-of-the-week-the-mavericks-and-the-usa/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/nick-mavericks-usa.jpg", "title": "Unexpected Collapses of the Week: The Mavericks and the USA", "description": "Who would have guessed?" } ,{ "text": "I too have chronic injuries. Deebo and I should have a beer and discuss it.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/i-m-basically-deebo-samuel-gf-trades-me-for-5th-boyfriend/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/deebo-samuel-trade.jpg", "title": "I’m Basically Deebo Samuel? GF Trades me For 5th Boyfriend", "description": "I too have chronic injuries. Deebo and I should have a beer and discuss it." } ,{ "text": "Dave and Buster's should start their own sportsbook.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/i-have-h5n1-at-dave-and-busters-wearing-my-jordan-12s-is-this-my-flu-game/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/nba-hoops.jpg", "title": "I have H5N1 At Dave and Busters, Wearing my Jordan 12s, Is This My Flu Game?", "description": "Dave and Buster's should start their own sportsbook." } ,{ "text": " 5thQuarterSports has discovered through Ancestry.com palm-greasing that Pete Rose, the player with the most hits in an MLB season, has a direct line of ancestry to Shohei Ohtani’s translator Ippei Mizuhara.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/breaking-trump-resurrects-pete-rose-for-baseball-hof-induction/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/pete-rose-sliding.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Trump Resurrects Pete Rose for Baseball HOF Induction", "description": "Welcome to the HOF, zombie Pete Rose." } ,{ "text": "We at 5thQuarterSports highly endorse the normalization of the gambling culture in all forms of media, especially family based, such as PrizePicks Disney Channel promos, and FanDuel sponsored segments on CoComelon.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/draftkings-partners-with-harlem-globetrotters-for-betting-on-washington-generals-games/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/globetrotters-draftkings.jpg", "title": "DraftKings Partners with Harlem Globetrotters for Betting on Washington Generals Games", "description": "We at 5thQuarterSports highly endorse the normalization of the gambling culture in all forms of media, especially family based." } ,{ "text": "'He also said the Department Of NBA Efficiency (DONE) intends to restructure other aspects of the league’s operation...'", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/adam-silver-announces-that-nba-refs-are-allowed-to-bet-on-games/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/refs-betting.jpg", "title": "Adam Silver Announces That NBA Refs Are Allowed To Bet On Games", "description": "They are D.O.N.E (Department of NBA Efficiency)" } ,{ "text": "“They should have hanged Mike Pence at the All Star game, would have been more interesting.” – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/quotes-from-nba-players-recently-pardoned-for-jan-6th-involvement/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/backetball-j6.jpg", "title": "Quotes From NBA Players Recently Pardoned For Jan 6th Involvement", "description": "Number 6 will SHOCK you." } ,{ "text": "Tweet: Barstool Sports banned from White House press briefings, credentials revoked, over #jailstool crypto deregulation bid.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/breaking-barstool-sports-banned-from-white-house-press-briefings/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/white-house-barstool-ban.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Barstool Sports Banned From White House Press Briefings", "description": "BREAKING: Barstool Sports Banned From White House Press Briefings" } ,{ "text": "In what has shocked absolutely no one in the world, Joe Burrow was recently forced to publicly admit that he is indeed heterosexual.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/joe-burrow-forced-to-come-out-as-heterosexual/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/1000004106.jpg", "title": "Joe Burrow Forced to Come Out as Heterosexual", "description": "In what has shocked absolutely no one in the world, Joe Burrow was recently forced to publicly admit that he is indeed heterosexual." } ,{ "text": "BREAKING: In a stunnging turn of events, the #49ers are moving their practice facility to Hardford, CT.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-49ers-are-planning-to-build-a-1-2-billion-dollar-practice-facility-in-hartford-connecticut/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/49ers-disinformation-1.jpg", "title": "The 49ers Are Planning To Build A $1.2 Billion Dollar Practice Facility In Hartford, Connecticut", "description": "The 49ers Are Planning To Build A $1.2 Billion Dollar Practice Facility In Hartford, Connecticut" } ,{ "text": "Rumor Confirmed: Lombardi Trophy a Replica of Vince Lombardi’s Genitals. It redefines the term 'Packer's Coach'.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/rumor-confirmed-lombardi-trophy-a-replica-of-vince-lombardis-genitals/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/lombardi-penis-2.jpg", "title": "Rumor Confirmed: Lombardi Trophy a Replica of Vince Lombardi’s Genitals", "description": "You'd never guess which end is which." } ,{ "text": "BREAKING: The #PSN outage has been announced as sabatoge committed by the #NFL as a desparate act to boost #Superbowl views.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/breaking-psn-outage-revealed-as-nfl-superbowl-view-booster/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/nfl-psn-combo.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: PSN Outage Revealed as NFL Superbowl View Booster", "description": "Sabatoge to divert attention." } ,{ "text": "Kraft: 'I see alot of myself in him', eyes Justin Tucker for the #Patriots. Birds of a feather.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/kraft-i-see-alot-of-myself-in-him-eyes-justin-tucker-for-pats-3/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/kraft-tucker-2.jpg", "title": "Kraft: “I see alot of myself in him”, eyes Justin Tucker for Pats", "description": "Birds of a feather." } ,{ "text": "Musk puts #Patriots under DOGE scrutiny, $120M 2025 cap space 'totally not based'.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/musks-doge-dept-to-slash-patriots-cap-space/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/doge-pats.jpg", "title": "Musk’s DOGE Dept to Slash Patriots’ Cap Space", "description": "Musk puts Patriots under DOGE scrutiny, $120M 2025 cap space \"totally not based\"." } ,{ "text": "“I mean, #AI is just gonna take all our jobs, right? Like, it’s already happening, right? It’s hard to feel excited about improving my game all the time when that’s just something that’s gonna happen.”", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/zion-williamson-opens-up-about-lack-of-motivation-ai-is-just-gonna-take-all-our-jobs/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/zion.jpeg", "title": "Zion Williamson Opens Up About Lack Of Motivation: \"AI is just gonna take all our jobs\"", "description": "Zion's identity struggles continue." } ,{ "text": "There are bad trades, and then there’s whatever the hell the Dallas Mavericks just did. ", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/the-dumbest-trade-in-nba-history-the-mavericks-just-gave-away-luka-doncic-for-half-pack-of-smokes-and-a-used-2013-ford-fiesta/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/mavs-fans-right-now.jpg", "title": "The Dumbest Trade in NBA History: The Mavericks Just Gave Away Luka Dončić for Half Pack of Smokes, and a Used 2013 Ford Fiesta ", "description": "There are bad trades, and then there’s whatever the hell the Dallas Mavericks just did. " } ,{ "text": "It's a low bar, but his clearing it. There have been unofficial talks to trade Gano to the NFL’s HR team.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/gano-leads-giants-in-points-and-kickers-in-ethics/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/gano-ethics.jpg", "title": "Gano: Leads Giants in Points and Kickers in Ethics", "description": "Whats up with kickers recently?" } ,{ "text": "Popovich: “Any trade for Wembanyama must include mint-condition holographic Blastoise.”", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/popovich-any-trade-for-wembanyama-must-include-mint-condition-holographic-blastoise/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/popovich.jpg", "title": "Popovich: “Any trade for Wembanyama must include mint-condition holographic Blastoise.”", "description": "Popovich: “Any trade for Wembanyama must include mint-condition holographic Blastoise.”" } ,{ "text": "Another #Eagles / #Chiefs Super Bowl matchup has fans calling for DEI policies in the playoffs.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/america-groans-as-chiefs-and-eagles-return-to-the-super-bowl-2025-ah/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/nfl_sb-chiefs-eagles_16x9_3.jpg", "title": "America Groans as Chiefs and Eagles Return to the Super Bowl for 2025", "description": "Another Eagles/Chiefs Super Bowl matchup has fans calling for DEI policies in the playoffs." } ,{ "text": "The #NBA took Jokić. It's not personal, it’s a blood feud.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/euroleague-dunks-on-nba-partnership-not-worth-silver/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/crying-silver.jpg", "title": "EuroLeague Dunks on NBA: Partnership Not Worth Silver", "description": "The #NBA took Jokić. It's not personal, it’s a blood feud." } ,{ "text": "#Raiders Hire Pete Carol After Tom Coughlin Refused", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/raiders-hire-pete-carroll-after-tom-coughlin-declines-with-go-find-youth-zinger/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/pete-carroll-tom-coughlin.jpg", "title": "Raiders Hire Pete Carroll After Tom Coughlin Declines with \"Go Find Youth\" Zinger", "description": "#Raiders Hire Pete Carol After Tom Coughlin Refused" } ,{ "text": "You must be this young to coach an #NFL team. Roger Goodell we, we beg you, the NFL needs term limits before Congress.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/do-nfl-coaches-need-an-age-limit/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/old_coaches.jpg", "title": "Do NFL Coaches Need An Age Limit?", "description": "You must be this young to coach an #NFL team. Roger Goodell we, we beg you, the NFL needs term limits before Congress." } ,{ "text": "BREAKING: The West Sacramento @Athletics have announced that they're changing their name to the Sacramento I Street Bridges.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/athletics-rename-sacramento-lady-bird-bridges/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/tower_bridge_as.jpg", "title": "Athletics Rename: Sacramento Lady Bird Bridges", "description": "The I Street Bridge has always deserved this." } ,{ "text": "#BoltUp Is now fully EU compliant. LETS GOOO #Chargers", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/chargers-gonna-charge-under-new-conditions/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/charge-up.png", "title": "Chargers gonna charge! (under new conditions)", "description": "Bolting up is now EU compliant. " } ,{ "text": "Stafford has 4/3 carrer wins against the #Eagles but is 0/2 as QB for the #Rams.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/cold-take-stafford-will-cook-the-birds-in-the-snow/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/stafford-ears-2.jpg", "title": "COLD TAKE: Stafford Will Cook The Birds In The Snow", "description": "Stafford has 4/3 carrer wins against the #Eagles but is 0/2 as QB for the #Rams. " } ,{ "text": "The US to Annex Canada!!! Crack open a Molson, we are BACK.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/make-america-great-at-hockey-again/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/trump-staring-canada.jpg", "title": "MAKE AMERICA GREAT (at Hockey) Again!!!!", "description": "US to Annex Canada!!!" } ,{ "text": "The Rams now parterned with OpenAI and AWS.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/mcvay-we-replaced-matt-stafford-with-ai-and-its-working/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/matt-stafford-ai.jpg", "title": "McVay: We Replaced Matt Stafford With AI And It's Working", "description": "The Rams now parterned with OpenAI and AWS." } ,{ "text": "Next on his schedule: yelling at pigeons at the park about play-action passes.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/tom-brady-retires-from-color-commentator-next-role-blathering-grandfather/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/tom-brady-young.jpg", "title": "Tom Brady Retires From Color Commentator. Next Role: Blathering Grandfather", "description": "Next on his schedule: yelling at pigeons at the park about play-action passes." } ,{ "text": "Kings only 2 games back from Play-in after Doug Christie threatens players with an ass-whoopin", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/doug-christie-whips-kings-into-shape-threatens-rick-fox-treatment/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/rick-fox-treatment.jpg", "title": "Doug Christie Whips Kings into Shape, Threatens 'Rick Fox Treatment'", "description": "Kings only two games back from Play-in after Doug Christie threatens players with an ass-whoopin" } ,{ "text": "She made me sit in the bullpen, too.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/bench-clearer-my-wife-cucked-me-with-the-entire-rivercats-milb-team/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/river-cats.jpg", "title": "Bench Clearer: My Wife Cucked Me With The Entire Rivercats MiLB Team", "description": "She made me sit in the bullpen, too." } ,{ "text": "Watchout Nike, there is a new Sheriff knock off in town.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/mlb-forced-to-switch-jersey-manufacturer-after-sweatshop-raided-in-china/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/royals-uniform.png", "title": "MLB Forced to Switch Jersey Manufacturer After Sweatshop Raided in China", "description": "Watchout Nike, there is a new Sheriff knock off in town." } ,{ "text": "You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, what about Tucker on a ______", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/man-shocked-after-finding-justin-tucker-under-his-christmas-tree/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/justin-tucker-christmas.png", "title": "Man Shocked After Finding Justin Tucker Under His Christmas Tree", "description": "You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, what about Tucker on a ______" } ,{ "text": "\"We're just happy that noone died.\"", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/arizona-state-just-happy-to-be-involved-on-positive-side-of-controversy/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/arizona-texas.jpg", "title": "Arizona State Just Happy to Be Involved on Positive Side of Controversy", "description": "\"We're just happy that noone died.\"" } ,{ "text": "#Kings: Mike Brown, Monte’s Scapegoat? We weigh in.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/the-sacramento-kings-pros-and-cons-of-firing-scapegoat-mike-brown/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/mike-brown-3.jpg", "title": "The Sacramento Kings: Pros and Cons of Firing Scapegoat Mike Brown", "description": "Mike Brown, Monte’s Scapegoat? We weigh in." } ,{ "text": "Was he #vaxxed? Did he get the jab?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/vaxxed-aaron-rodgers-posthumous-inquiry-on-jimmy-carter-shocks-nation/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/carter-vaxx.jpg", "title": "\"Vaxxed?” Aaron Rodgers Posthumous Inquiry on Jimmy Carter Shocks Nation", "description": "Immunized to peanut allergies." } ,{ "text": "A somber day for the world. A moment of silence for the Padres, please.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/jimmy-carter-americas-sweetheart-passes-before-the-padres-win-a-world-series/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/overview-jimmy-carter.jpg", "title": "Jimmy Carter, America's Sweetheart, Passes Before The Padres Win a World Series", "description": "A moment of silence for the Padres." } ,{ "text": "With the @Eagles going to the #Superbowl we've interviewed the chief pole greaser to get to the bottom of the best lightpole sauce.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/phillies-superbowl/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/lightpost.jpg", "title": "An Empirical Study of Lightpole Lubricant in Philadelphia", "description": "Grease them poles to save some lives." } ,{ "text": "These old ladies are power walking their way into our hearts, and the O/U is insane. Very progressive of #DraftKings !", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/newly-formed-national-powerwalking-league-announces-partnership-with-draftkings/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/power_walking_champs.png", "title": "Newly Formed National Powerwalking League Announces Partnership with DraftKings", "description": "Grandma is giving me cash on my birthday, by powerwalking her way to victory." } ,{ "text": "The #MLBLockout is dragging on, threatening to affect the 2022 regular season. The keys have been lost for good, and the Club owners are considering calling a locksmith.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/lockout-update-keys-to-the-office-of-the-commisionewr-lost-locksmith-called/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/mlb-lockout-5.png", "title": "Lockout Update: Keys to the Office of the Commissioner Lost, Locksmith Called", "description": "The keys to end this lockout have been lost forever." } ,{ "text": "The last few years have been tough. To appease the ancient Gods, we are going to sacrafice the losing team in the #Superbowl. Lets make 2022 a good year, the old fashioned way.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-superbowl-is-for-keeps-this-year-losing-team-to-be-sacrificed-to-huitzilopochtli/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/superbowl_edit.jpg", "title": "The Superbowl Is For Keeps This Year: Losing Team To Be Sacrificed To Huitzilopochtli", "description": "Let's make 2022 a good year, the old fashioned way." } ,{ "text": "Ben Simmons to become moderator of the /r/antiwork subreddit. We support @BenSimmons25's evangelization of the #antiwork movement.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-ben-simmons-to-join-r-antiwork-moderation-staff/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/simmons-two.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Ben Simmons to Join /r/antiwork Moderation Staff", "description": "Simmons is a pioneer in the anti-work movement." } ,{ "text": "The @Commanders have officially chosen a new name, the Washington January 6ers! We have trouble understanding if it is supposed to be less offensive.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/breaking-washington-redskins-to-change-name-to-washington-january-6ers/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/washington-football-team-helmet-120521-getty-ftr_13jxsb26kd9xd1ei7mawreql1c.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Washington Redskins to change name to Washington January 6ers.", "description": "Up for consideration was also the Rioters and Insurrectionists." } ,{ "text": "Maybe the @Giants should have made Bill Belichick a head coach...", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/bill-belichick-ex-lacrosse-player-creates-3d-chess-over-text-messages/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/belichik_vaccine.jpg", "title": "Bill Belichick, Ex-Lacrosse Player, Creates 3D Chess Over Text Messages", "description": "Bill Belichick, Ex-Lacrosse Player, Creates 3D Chess Over Text Messages" } ,{ "text": "Our HoF ballot is officially in. @NotMrTibbs @ShutTheDore @tonycal93 @jmdevivo", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/official-5th-quarter-sports-2022-mlb-hall-of-fame-ballot/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/2022-hof-scaled.png", "title": "Official 5th Quarter Sports 2022 MLB Hall of Fame Ballot", "description": "Official 5th Quarter Sports 2022 MLB Hall of Fame Ballot" } ,{ "text": "The @SacramentoKings have some interesting new shops opening up in the Golden One Center, geared directly towards their fanbase.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/golden-one-center-to-sell-ball-gags-and-leather-masks-kings-fans-are-submissive-masochists/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/sac_proud.jpg", "title": "Golden One Center to Sell Ball Gags and Leather Masks, Kings Fans Are Submissive Masochists", "description": "Golden One Center is embracing kink culture, and we are here for it." } ,{ "text": "BREAKING: Owner of @sixers Offer God Trade, Ben Simmons For Pass To Heaven. Critics Call It One Sided.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-owner-of-sixers-offer-god-trade-ben-simmons-for-pass-to-heaven-critics-call-it-one-sided/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/simmons-two.jpg", "title": "BREAKING: Owner of Sixers Offer God Trade, Ben Simmons For Pass To Heaven. Critics Call It One Sided.", "description": "Accusations of 'indulgence' style trade are swirling." } ,{ "text": "The 5thQ anayists are officially endorsing @DougieMc_Kings for a 10 day contract for the @SacramentoKings", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/5thquartersports-formally-endorces-dougie-mccormick-for-a-kings-10-day-contract-after-recent-covid-19-outbreak/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/sac_proud.jpg", "title": "5thQuarterSports Formally Endorces Dougie McCormick for a Kings 10 Day Contract After Recent COVID-19 Outbreak.", "description": "We can hear the chanting now: Dougie Dougie Dougie" } ,{ "text": "The #MLBLockout has been ongoing for 45 days, WHEN will they find the keys to the Commissioner's Office?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/breaking-mlb-owners-still-cant-find-keys-to-the-commissioners-office-lockout-to-continue/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/mlb-lockout-5.png", "title": "Breaking: MLB Owners Still Can't Find Keys To The Commissioner's Office, Lockout To Continue", "description": "They've tried every key on the chain. Things are looking desperate." } ,{ "text": "REPORT: The @SacramentoKings are are waiving their entire roster, and are moving to 10 day contracts only. This includes coaches and management.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/report-kings-to-waive-entire-roster-moving-to-10-day-contracts-includes-coaches/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/kings-banner.jpg", "title": "REPORT: Kings to waive entire roster moving to 10 day contracts, includes coaches.", "description": "Longevity is not the play. For-hire teams are the FUTURE." } ,{ "text": "We have @aaronrodgers12's list of demands before he will consider playing in the #NFL Superbowl.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/report-you-can-take-the-man-out-of-butte-county-but-you-cant-take-the-butte-county-out-of-the-man/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/aaron_rogers_throwing.jpg", "title": "Report: You can take the man out of Butte County, but you can't take the Butte County out of the man.", "description": "Aaron Rogers is standing up for what he belives in, besides the State of Jefferson." } ,{ "text": "The man was overheated, give him a break! #AntonioBrown", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/report-antonio-brown-was-too-warm-on-field/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/antonio_brown.jpg", "title": "Report: Antonio Brown Was Too Warm on Field", "description": "The man was overheated, give him a break!" } ,{ "text": "The gauntlet has been THROWN: @MettaWorld37 has challenged The Zuck in a 3v3 game of basketball over Facebook's name change.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/metta-sandiford-artest-formerly-known-as-metta-world-peace-formerly-known-as-ron-artest-sues-facebook-over-name-change-and-stolen-valor/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/ron-artest.jpg", "title": "Metta Sandiford-Artest, Formerly Known As Metta World Peace, Formerly Known as Ron Artest, Sues Facebook Over Name Change and Stolen Valor", "description": "This is the lawsuit of the century, with one crutial twist." } ,{ "text": "This week @EnesKanter made a move that is controversial in the NBA recently: having a spine. #EndUyghurForcedLabor", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/enes-kanters-social-credit-drops-to-0-in-china/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/kanter_shoes.jpg", "title": "Enes Kanter's Social Credit Drops to 0 in China", "description": "Bold plays have devistating consiquences." } ,{ "text": "Anyone else find it weird that my dad is a @Raiders fan all of the sudden?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/why-is-my-dad-a-raiders-fan-all-of-the-sudden/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/6830336-raiders-wallpaper.jpg", "title": "Why Is My Dad A Raiders Fan All Of The Sudden?", "description": "I'm beyond baffled." } ,{ "text": "5th Quarter Sports October Baseball Predictions!", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/its-timeeeeeeee-for-octoberrrrr-baseballlllll/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/2021-mlb-postseason-logo-.png", "title": "ITS TIMEEEEEEEE FOR OCTOBERRRRR BASEBALLLLLLL!!!!!", "description": "Baseball time, BAYBEE!" } ,{ "text": "We wanted to know what @KingJames and @JHarden13 shot charts look like. We forgot how to Google things, so we made our own.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/we-wanted-to-know-what-james-harden-and-lebron-james-shot-charts-looked-like-for-2020-21/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/harden_shot_chart_2020_21.png", "title": "We Wanted To Know What James Harden and LeBron Jame's Shot Charts Looked Like for 2020-21", "description": "We're bad at Googling, so we made this ourselves." } ,{ "text": "A mostly unbiased ranking of all 30 MLB Stadiums by someone who has been to all of them.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/title-an-unbiased-ranking-of-all-30-mlb-stadiums/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/mlb_stadiums_ranked.jpg", "title": "An Unbiased Ranking of all 30 MLB Stadiums", "description": "Spoiler, there might be some bias." } ,{ "text": "I think I've creamed my chonies, drafting Matt Stafford in the first round seems to have paid off this season.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/drafting-matt-stafford-first-for-my-fantasy-team-was-the-best-decision-of-my-life/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/stafford_rams.jpg", "title": "Drafting Matt Stafford First For My Fantasy Team Was The Best Decision Of My Life", "description": "This is going to be the best season ever." } ,{ "text": "Where does @StephenCurry30 shoot when the clock is running out? How far away is he from the net?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/steph-curry-shots-distance/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/steph_period_shots.png", "title": "Where Is Steph Shooting At, Based On The Seconds Left In The Game?", "description": "This stat may be dumb, but its actually important, maybe." } ,{ "text": "After A Tumultuous Night With His Fleshlight, Robert Kraft Decides To Change The #Patriot 's Team Name To 'The Boston Dynamics'", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/after-night-with-fleshlight-robert-kraft-changes-patriots-team-name-to-the-boston-dynamics/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/boston_dynamics_robot.jpg", "title": "After Night With Fleshlight, Robert Kraft Changes Patriot's Team Name To 'The Boston Dynamics'", "description": "We welcome our robot overlords!" } ,{ "text": "Bill Belichick Refuses COVID-19 Vaccine, Infects Offensive Line, Patriots Will Still Play", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/bill-belichick-refuses-covid-19-vaccine-infects-offensive-line-patriots-will-still-play/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/belichik_vaccine.jpg", "title": "Bill Belichick Refuses COVID-19 Vaccine, Infects Offensive Line, Patriots Will Still Play", "description": "What CAN'T Belichick get away with?" } ,{ "text": "Well, the @Dodgers fans have slain more good, wholesome @SFGiants fans once again. When will it stop?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/7-children-become-orphans-after-giants-win-at-la/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/giants_dodgers_murder.jpg", "title": "7 Children Become Orphans After Giant's Win at LA", "description": "The ritualistic killing of Giant's fans by Doger's fans needs to STOP." } ,{ "text": "@cj_wentz Makes a big play for his home state.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/carson-wentz-to-start-north-dakota-football-team/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/carson_wentz_colts.jpeg", "title": "Carson Wentz To Form North Dakota Football Team", "description": "Big news for the Peace Garden state." } ,{ "text": "What WILL the FIA come up with next? ", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/racing/new-formula-1-rule-awarding-point-for-driver-of-the-day-nikita-mazepin-now-contender-for-constructors-cup/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/mazepin_driver_of_the_day.jpg", "title": "New Formula 1 Rule Awarding Point For 'Driver Of The Day', Nikita Mazepin Now Contender For Constructor's Cup", "description": "I thought track limits were the nail in the coffin." } ,{ "text": "Who has the slipperiest fingers in the #NBA? We're here to find out. Featuring our shiny new interactive graphs!", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/butter-fingers/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/butterfingers_basketball.jpg", "title": "But-Her-Fingers, Get A Grip On The Damn Ball!", "description": "Who misses the ball the most in the NBA. Featuring, our all new bright and shiny graphs." } ,{ "text": "Conflict On Tune Squad: Bugs Bunny Says Hong Kong Is His Favorite Vacation Spot", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/conflict-on-tune-squad-bugs-bunny-says-hong-kong-is-his-favorite-vacation-spot/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/app-201013-lebron-james.jpg", "title": "Conflict On Tune Squad: Bugs Bunny Says Hong Kong Is His Favorite Vacation Spot", "description": "Is all well for the team protecting Earth?" } ,{ "text": "Who is the biggest cry baby in the #NBA? Spoiler it's super obvious. We take a look at technical fouls and ejections to see who 😭 the MOST on the court.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/biggest-nba-crybaby/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/Howard-crying.jpg", "title": "BooHoo: The Biggest Cry Baby In The NBA", "description": "Who has the biggest crocodile tears?" } ,{ "text": "Ahead of #UFC260 we have found the explanation for the large, black, swirling clouds over Fight Island.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/khabib-to-retire-after-dana-whites-unsucessful-attempts-at-resurrecting-his-father/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/khabib-and-dana.jpeg", "title": "Khabib to Retire After Dana White's Unsucessful Attempts at Resurrecting His Father", "description": "Dana White's arcane energies have failed him once again." } ,{ "text": "I Feel Like We're Regressing: Who Has The Most Negative Yards in the #NFL", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/most-negative-yards/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/most-negative-receiving-yards-2021-03-23T01-14-40.256Z.jpg", "title": "I Feel Like We're Regressing: Who Has The Most Negative Yards", "description": "Some people cry when they're sad. These players move away from their end zone." } ,{ "text": "Kyrie Irving Abandons Flat Earth Theory!! In Favor of Cube! @KyrieIrving #FlatEarth #CubeEarth #Truth #Mythbusters", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/kyrie-irving-abandons-flat-earth-theory/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/earth-cube.jpg", "title": "Kyrie Irving Abandons Flat Earth Theory!!", "description": "In Favor of Cubed Earth!" } ,{ "text": "Sweet Jesus, it feels good to be back at the tables.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/tommy-john-surgery-saved-my-craps-career/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/craps-tommy-john.jpg", "title": "Tommy John Surgery Saved My Craps Career", "description": "I tore my tendon at the table trying to win big. Now I'm back a second time, with vengence." } ,{ "text": "Give this man on the court!! @mcuban @mavericks @MyleLGarrett", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/thicc-boi-thursday-myles-garrett-signs-with-the-la-clippers/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/myles-garrett-tweet.jpg", "title": "Thicc Boi Thursday: Myles Garrett signs with the LA Clippers!", "description": "Look out Zion!!" } ,{ "text": "This year's Tenkaichi will feature prominent UFC fighters.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/tenkaichi-budokai-to-be-held-at-dana-whites-fight-island/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/guko_jackie_chun.jpg", "title": "Tenkaichi Budokai To Be Held At Dana White's Fight Island", "description": "An epic 8 day PPV event." } ,{ "text": "TBT Bartolo Colon takes his talents down south! #Bartolo #BigSexy #TBT @OaklandAs", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/thicc-boi-thursday-bartolo-colon-has-taken-his-talents-south-of-the-border/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/bartolo-4.jpg", "title": "Thicc Boi Thursday! Bartolo Colon has taken his talents south of the border!", "description": "Everyone's favorite Favorite Baseball Burley Boi is continuing his career!" } ,{ "text": "Who's the #NFL's Biggest Birthday Boi? Here are the FACTS 🥳", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/biggest-birthday-boi/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/most-birthday-touchdowns-2021-02-14T00-03-10.869Z.jpg", "title": "The NFL's Biggest Birthday Boi", "description": "Let's see who earns that cake." } ,{ "text": "Thicc Boi Thursday: Champions Edition!!!! #Thicc @TristanWirfs74 @TomBrady @Buccaneers", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/thicc-boi-thursday-champions-edition/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/tampa-bay-o-line.jpeg", "title": "Thicc Boi Thursday: Champions Edition!!!!", "description": "Shout out the these Chonky Champions!!!" } ,{ "text": "Brady looks HAMMERED. Let's calculate his BAC 😈", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/tb-12-bac/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/tb.12.png", "title": "TB .12 (BAC)", "description": "Tom Brady Finally Looking Relatable " } ,{ "text": "Which #NFL team is most likely to CHOKE on the 4th down?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/which-team-is-most-likely-to-choke-on-the-4th-down-lets-find-out/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/yearly-average-passing-interceptions-on-4th-down-2021-02-09t04-47-35.293z.jpg", "title": "Which Team Is Most Likely To Choke On The 4th Down? Lets Find Out.", "description": "The results...aren't shocking." } ,{ "text": "No more #SuperBowl ads? What ever will we do?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/no-super-bowl-ads/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/lombardi-trophy-superbowl-ads.jpg", "title": "NO SUPER BOWL ADS?!?!", "description": "Yes, it's time to kill this 'hallowed' tradition." } ,{ "text": "We have cold hard facts to PROVE that Matthew Stafford doesn't suck, just for all the @Lions fans.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/matthew-stafford-does-not-suck/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/staffoooooord.jpg", "title": "I Knew It, There is Empirical Evidence That Matthew Stafford Doesn't Suck ", "description": "We have the SAUCE" } ,{ "text": "This man puts the second C in Thicc!! #Thicc #Donk @Klow7 #TBT", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/thicc-boi-thursday-issue-3/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/kyle-lowry.jpg", "title": "Thicc Boi Thursday!!! Issue #3", "description": "Putting the second C in Thicc!" } ,{ "text": "Does...Does Matthew Stafford...Does Matthew Stafford Suck?", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/does-matthew-stafford-suck/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/staffoooooord.jpg", "title": "Does Matthew Stafford...Suck?", "description": "It's a hard maybe for me." } ,{ "text": "Freaky Friday: Brock Osweiler and @BrockLesnar have switched bodies, again!", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/freaky-friday-brock-lenar-and-brock-osweiler-bump-heads-and-switch-bodes/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/brocks.png", "title": "Freaky Friday: Brock Lenar and Brock Osweiler Bump Heads and Switch Bodes", "description": "\"Not again!!\" - Brocks" } ,{ "text": "Will Millennials take the #SuperBow trophy this year? Or will the Boomers keep it again.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/study-millennials-have-50-50-chance-of-vince-lombardi-trophy-ownership-in-2021/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/lombarditrophy600.jpg", "title": "Study: Millennials have 50/50 chance of Vince Lombardi Trophy Ownership in 2021", "description": "ANOTHER thing to blame on the Boomers." } ,{ "text": "Adrian Wojnarowski Launches new cryptocurrency WOJ coin!! @wojespn #WOJBOMB #DOGE #DOGECOIN #HOLDTHELINE", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/adrian-wojnarowski-launches-new-cryptocurrency-woj-coin/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/adrian-wojnarowki.png", "title": "Adrian Wojnarowski Launches new cryptocurrency WOJ coin!!", "description": "Look out DOGE coin its WOJ time!!!" } ,{ "text": "They're changing the @SFGiants park name. Again.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/oracle-park-to-be-renamed-salesforce-park/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/oracle-park-salesforce.jpeg", "title": "Oracle Park To Be Renamed: Salesforce Park", "description": "They're changing the @SFGiants park name. Again." } ,{ "text": "What an Absolute UNIT!!", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/thicc-boi-thursday/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/vita-vea.jpg", "title": "Thicc Boi Thursday", "description": "Thicc Boi of the week!!" } ,{ "text": "#CaitlynJenner Wasting her Prime if #Tokyo2021 is cancelled", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/caitlyn-jenner-tokyo/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/Caitlyn-Jenner-2021-Tokyo.jpeg", "title": "Caitlyn Jenner Wasting Her Prime If Tokyo 2021 Is Canceled", "description": "All the wasted potential!" } ,{ "text": "The @Indians consider a less offensive name.", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/cleveland-indians-announce-new-name-cincinnati-indians/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/cleveland-indians-cicinnati.jpg", "title": "Cleveland Indians Announce New Name: Cincinnati Indians", "description": "Well, it was close to becoming not offensive." } ,{ "text": "It's Thicc Boi Thursday!!! @JHarden13 went from Rick Ross to Randy Moss!!", "link": "https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/thicc-boi-thursday/", "seo_image": "public/image/article/fat-zion-fix.png", "title": "It's Thicc Boi Thursday", "description": "It's Thicc Boi Thursday!!! 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