Barry Bonds Doesn't Even Want To Join Your HoF Club Anyways

Barry Bonds Doesn't Even Want To Join Your HoF Club Anyways

Barry Bonds had no intentino of even joining the HoF club. He doesn't give a fly, and he never really had to begin with. He has dingers and coaching to do.


Who even cares about a bunch of old boomers reminiscing about the “good ol days.” He doesn’t even have time to model for his plaque, with all the dingers he is slapping and coaching to do. At least he still has all of his World Series rings with the Giants to keep him company. Oh, really?. Well even still. What do a bunch of sports writers know about playing a game? Just stick to your typing, nerds. Let the real heroes of the game decide. Umpires.

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