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  • The Dumbest Trade in NBA History: The Mavericks Gave Away Luka Dončić for Half Pack of Smokes, and a Used 2013 Ford Fiesta
    The Dumbest Trade in NBA History: The Mavericks Gave Away Luka Dončić for Half Pack of Smokes, and a Used 2013 Ford Fiesta
    The Dumbest Trade in NBA History: The Mavericks Gave Away Luka Dončić for Half Pack of Smokes, and a Used 2013 Ford Fiesta
    There are bad trades, and then there’s whatever the hell the Dallas Mavericks just did.
    Danny Dimes | @DannyDimes420

  • Popovich: “Any trade for Wembanyama must include mint-condition holographic Blastoise.”
    Popovich: “Any trade for Wembanyama must include mint-condition holographic Blastoise.”
    Popovich: “Any trade for Wembanyama must include mint-condition holographic Blastoise.”
    Popovich: “Any trade for Wembanyama must include mint-condition holographic Blastoise.”
    Nathan Graves | @5thqgraves.bsky.social

  • EuroLeague Dunks on NBA: Partnership Not Worth Silver
    EuroLeague Dunks on NBA: Partnership Not Worth Silver
    EuroLeague Dunks on NBA: Partnership Not Worth Silver
    The #NBA took Jokić. It's not personal, it’s a blood feud.
    5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports

  • Doug Christie Whips Kings into Shape, Threatens 'Rick Fox Treatment'
    Doug Christie Whips Kings into Shape, Threatens 'Rick Fox Treatment'
    Doug Christie Whips Kings into Shape, Threatens 'Rick Fox Treatment'
    Kings only two games back from Play-in after Doug Christie threatens players with an ass-whoopin
    Daddy Dumbass | @5thQBro

  • The Sacramento Kings: Pros and Cons of Firing Scapegoat Mike Brown
    The Sacramento Kings: Pros and Cons of Firing Scapegoat Mike Brown
    The Sacramento Kings: Pros and Cons of Firing Scapegoat Mike Brown
    Mike Brown, Monte’s Scapegoat? We weigh in.
    Daddy Dumbass | @5thQBro

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