Bench Clearer: My Wife Cucked Me With The Entire Rivercats MiLB Team

Bench Clearer: My Wife Cucked Me With The Entire Rivercats MiLB Team

This is the worst day of my life since the Ladybird movie.

It hurts on a visceral level.

I mean how do you even get an entire team to agree to this? Even Dinger stepped in to slap a few.

Dark days.

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