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  Athletics Rename: Sacramento Lady Bird Bridges

  Athletics Rename: Sacramento Lady Bird Bridges

  The I Street Bridge has always deserved this.

  5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports

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  Bench Clearer: My Wife Cucked Me With The Entire Rivercats MiLB Team

  Bench Clearer: My Wife Cucked Me With The Entire Rivercats MiLB Team

  She made me sit in the bullpen, too.

  5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports

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  MLB Forced to Switch Jersey Manufacturer After Sweatshop Raided in China

  MLB Forced to Switch Jersey Manufacturer After Sweatshop Raided in China

  Watchout Nike, there is a new Sheriff knock off in town.

  Drewski | @drewskidew

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  Jimmy Carter, America's Sweetheart, Passes Before The Padres Win a World Series

  Jimmy Carter, America's Sweetheart, Passes Before The Padres Win a World Series

  A moment of silence for the Padres.

  5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports

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  Lockout Update: Keys to the Office of the Commissioner Lost, Locksmith Called

  Lockout Update: Keys to the Office of the Commissioner Lost, Locksmith Called

  The keys to end this lockout have been lost forever.

  5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports

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