Bran Podziemski, First Of His Name, Ascends Throne After Defeating Kings With 30 Point Game.

Bran Podziemski, First Of His Name, Ascends Throne After Defeating Kings With 30 Point Game.


SACRAMENTO -- Recently Basketball has been reminding me too much of Game of Thrones and other popular fantasy.

  • A young guy name Bran seems to have some kind of super powers recently.
  • Kings are always being defeated, particularly by a group of Warriors who worship a large "Golden Bridge"
  • Light the Beam? Derivative of the Beacons lit when Gondor calls for aid.
  • I want to say the NBA ripped the whole points thing off from Dumbledore.
  • Adam Silver is a vampire.
  • It is a game played pretty much exclusively by giants.
  • It is reminiscent of the ōllamaliztli game from the Aztecs, where a rubber ball was kicked through stone hoops.
  • You show up to a game, and drink a magic potion that make you fight others.

While I'd say that the recent shuffle of college football coaches and NFL coach/reporter scandals are more George R. R. Martin esque, basketball has a bit more whimsy.

Other than that it is a pretty normal event.

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