SAN FRANCISCO -- Wait, you're telling me the NBA is rigged? Can't be. Not after the 2002 NBA Western Conference Finals. Not after the physical existence of Scott Foster since birth. It is 2025, the Mafia doesn't even exist anymore.

This reads like a David Baldacci, complete with X-Ray machines, on-going blackmail, threats of violence and more.

The thing is that Bron is CLEAN. No controversies. Those women-of-the-night that Drake hooked him up with? Good clean fun, they went to lazer tag. Mims and Alexander? They were getting their pump on while Bron turned the other cheek. Bronny? A star athlete who deserves to be in the NBA.

So what does the radical woke left do? They get paid by Soros and protest as always. Now they're swarming the Crypto Arena, hungry for blood. They're chanting "No Kings", "Bring the Lakers back to Minnesota", and they're calling for the Mike Pence treatment of Scott Foster.

Adam Silver says that there are good people on both sides of this.

And we do not agree.