SACRAMENTO -- I will not be disingenuous when I say that the Sacramento Kings are unlikely to trade Zach LaVine in the near term. I can't speak for long term, I refuse to speculate. What I can say with absolute certainty is that those who suggest this trade happening in both the online space as well as the Lame Stream News have direct ties to Russian funding, and further US techo-oligarchs who have a deep vested interest in the fall of this great franchise.

First and foremost of the offenders is Legion Hoops. This vitrolic account spews not only hate, but lies as well. Funded by the Kremlin directly, one must take any reporting from this account with a healthy pinch of halcite. Their over reporting of LaVine's trade shows just how far they will go to sow seeds of descent. This lead was picked up and investigated by our very own Lane: The Bro, now more commonly known as Daddy Dumbass.

Next up is KingsMuse. While is different to find their direct accusations against LaVine's future, the general tone and statistical reporting paint a different picture entirely. We have it on good information that they are funded by Peter Thiel himself. Whichs absolutely tracks.

Finally, the curve ball. The Kremlin actually activated a sleeper operative to get LaVine to crack. This "fan" dropped hateful words on our King mid game. How low will they stoop? This is a near assassination attempt. Luckily this operative was neutralised by security before he could ruin the vibes further.

Stay vigilant with your news sources. Check the facts and more importantly the funding. And finally remember, the only disinformation that you can trust is from 5thQuarterSports.