STAMFORD, CT -- It is the end of an era. The waning of the Ruthless Aggression Era. The sun is setting on the Cena empire. It is time for him to sit back, relax, make multi-million dollar movies, and focus on what he really loves. The rap game. He has been cooking up some hard bars while touring the nation throwing elbows and landing some Attitude Adjustments.
Triple H has ushered in the era of Woke in the WWE. The pronouns are going BACK in the bios. McIintyre is going to undergo top surgery. Dom Mysterio is going to get even more dom'd. They're brining the strap-on on stage. All the men have long hair now. Women are GOOD at wrestling?? They're formidable athletes with well defined, frequently non sex based story lines? Insanity.
Back to Cena. The title of his new upcoming album is "Mind If a White Boy Speaks Alittle Chinese?". Some of the song titles on the album are:
- Attitude Adjustment
- 对不起 (I'm Sorry)
- Miss you Mr. McMahon
- Kayfabe Is OVer
We're sad to see Cena go. He has been a fixture in many of our lives for 20 years as a certain persona. I'm sure he'll be in our lives, but he won't be the Ruthless Aggression Cena.
And much line Bautista, we'll soon see what a regular sized John Cena looks like.