
Former Ravens Head Coach John Harbaugh To Coach At Michigan
ANN ARBOR -- In with the old, out with the new. Former Baltimore Ravens Head Coach has left in disgrace. Instead of fighting through the currently turbulent NFL coaching rotation Harbaugh has decided to look elsewhere. Somewhere less problematic than an NFL team. Somewhere that just so happens to recently have had a Harbaugh sized hole ripped through it's chest.
Kyle Whittingham tragically missed the sterile environment that is the state of Utah and has decided to depart (he doesn't NOT like a beer that is over 5% ABV.) He decided to return to his long-time home and watch his kids convert to LDS. So, Michigan scrambled once again to fill it's Head Coaching position. They reached back out to Jimmy Harbaugh, who we hear is seducing models and teaching Justin Herbert how to read chapter books in Los Angeles now that he is head coach of the Chargers. He then gave them the number of his major screw-up brother, John, who just so happened to be out of a job at that time and thankfully out of jail. That is the story of how Michigan managed to wrangle it's second Head Harbaugh.
Will John succeed in the rough and tumble world of CFB after his years in the cushy position of an NFL head coach as a Superbowl winner? There isn't a clear answer. It might help that he was once a coach at Western Michigan back in 1984, but they're only a D1 school by technicalities.
Whatever happens, we're glad that Michigan has a Harbaugh back at the helm. Whichever one. We just hope he convinces Lamar Jackson to pursue a PhD.
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