AUSTIN, TX – It’s a low bar, but he's clearing it. We assume that Gano will soon lead Sensitivity and Harassment seminars for the rest of the NFL’s kickers at this rate. There have been unofficial talks to trade Gano to the NFL’s HR team. It’s been a rough two years for kickers in the NFL, traditionally the paragons of virtue and class. With Butker’s remarks and Tucker’s actions, pure unsullied reputation needs to lead the charge against moral corruption. Gano embodies the old-guard, and attempts to bring back the high moral fiber.

One thing that we pray for is that this doesn’t become a story on /r/AgedLikeMilk. Stay strong, Gano, our reputation is counting on it.