SAN FRANCISCO – It turns out that Deebo Samuel and I have much more in common than he previously thought. Both of us are 29, have chronic injuries, and most recently we’ve both been dropped by our one true loves. It is a difficult world out here in San Francisco.

If I could just digress for a second, is back pain at 29 a real thing? Or were our grandparents just stoic first generation immigrants who realized that complaining would lead to physical abuse by their parents? It is rather difficult to pin down. I see this on social media, that millennials are experiencing back pain at unprecedented rates. I though it was a meme until it happened to me.

I will stop my digression, here is how I'm not like Deebo. Samuel received 51 passes in the 2024 season. I didn’t even receive 51 kisses from my own mother. Heck I don’t even think I received 51 texts in total that year. He ran for 670 rushing yards. I ran for 0. I haven't gotten up off my couch in years. He scored one Touch Down. I didn’t even touch grass.

I think we still should meet up for a brew to discuss this further.