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- Tom Brady Retires From Color Commentator. Next Role: Blathering GrandfatherTom Brady Retires From Color Commentator. Next Role: Blathering GrandfatherTom Brady announces retirement from his color commentator role. Next on his schedule: yelling at pigeons at the park about play-action passes.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
- Man Shocked After Finding Justin Tucker Under His Christmas TreeMan Shocked After Finding Justin Tucker Under His Christmas TreeYou’ve heard of elf on a shelf, what about Tucker on a ______. Tucker is looking to change the mojo in his live in any way possible.
- Arizona State Just Happy to Be Involved on Positive Side of ControversyArizona State Just Happy to Be Involved on Positive Side of ControversyWe're just happy that noone died. Arizona State was happy to be on the right side of a controversy when facing Texas in their college football New Year's Day game.
- "Vaxxed?” Aaron Rodgers Posthumous Inquiry on Jimmy Carter Shocks Nation"Vaxxed?” Aaron Rodgers Posthumous Inquiry on Jimmy Carter Shocks NationAaron Rogers questioned if former president Jimmy Carger was 'vaxxed' or immunized to peanuts after his passing in statement which shocked nation.
- An Empirical Study of Lightpole Lubricant in PhiladelphiaAn Empirical Study of Lightpole Lubricant in PhiladelphiaAn Empirical Study of Lightpole Lubricant in Philadelphia. Grease them poles to save some lives, Eagles fans are like squirrel, they have an instinct to climb.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports




