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- The People’s Pigskin Showdown: Which NYC Team Is More Socialist, New York Jets or New York Giants?The People’s Pigskin Showdown: Which NYC Team Is More Socialist, New York Jets or New York Giants?The biggest socialist showdown since the bolshevik revolution, we rank which teams are more socialist: The New York Jets or Giants after Mamdani's election.
- Brian Daboll can't get his SNAP benefits; Save us Arch you're our only hopeBrian Daboll can't get his SNAP benefits; Save us Arch you're our only hopeBrian Daboll let go after two years. The government is in turmoil, and SNAP is gone. Arch Manning is the only hope, he must drop out of the University of Texas.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
- BREAKING: Antonio Brown arrested for being too based and red-pilledBREAKING: Antonio Brown arrested for being too based and red-pilledAntonio Brown was extradited for being way too cool and being too good at the site formally known as Twitter.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports
- The Eagles took out Skattebo specifically to tank my fantasy seasonThe Eagles took out Skattebo specifically to tank my fantasy seasonThis is a dastardly plan from the Eagles to take out Skattebo specifically to ruin my fantasy football season. This is a coordinated attack against us.5thQ Staff Writer | @5thQSports




