SACRAMENTO -- In a shocking and generally good turn of events more of Lanestein files are going to be unsealed, ordered by a federal judge in Florida. The deeper this story goes the more shocking it becomes. Lane Kiffin doesn't have an island, but he's been texting as though he exists in one.

Leak after leak after leak. The hidden Snapshot. The shirtless pictures. The boomer-coded texting and abbreviations. The group pictures with extremely sweaty hot yoga instructors implying some kind of reverse Eiffel Tower scenario. The implication. The hole is dug deeper and deeper with every photograph.

It has come to our intention that the true move to LSU was fueled not by money. Not by fame or to create controversy. It was fueled by the need for a new hunting grounds. The carrying capacity of Ole Miss had dropped below what was required to sustain Kiffin, keep his coaching instincts sharp. The landscape and ecosystem are devastated .

What is next? Well, the new lawsuits will begin to roll in. Kiffin already dodged a previous lawsuit from one of his own players. This one alleges that young women who took mental health breaks were treated with much more leniency than players who made the same request, and that constitute discrimination. Given the pages and pages of exposed texts, this certainly tracks and is an unsurprising finding.

The walls are closing in. The unsealed documents will fuel the fire. The end is neigh. You can run to the swamps of Louisiana, but the gasses and the gators will not protect you from the truth. They can only temporarily obscure the past.

Look, could the texts be faked? Could this all be one big X (nee Twitter) meme? Is it possible that Lane Kiffin is completely innocent? A simple, elite college football coach who deserves a better school and bigger salary who could truly be a good person? Absolutely not. It is highly illegal to fake texts and social media posts on the internet, and it is our opinion that the sheer enormity of the countless screenshots we're seeing roll in would break so many laws that those who post them would not risk hard prison time for a simple joke.

Her Spotify wrapped age was 19 years old. It is sick.

We are fully sent, and we're refusing to let this story die without a deeper investigation.