SACRAMENTO -- In a scene out of a 90's news room, Sherrone Moore is currently in a low-speed chase on the 405 driving a White Bronco. Those who don't study their sports history are doomed to repeat it. He does not appear to be armed but he is making irrational requests over his in-car phone.

Currently Norm MacDonald is on SNL's Weekend Update pitching jokes to a shocked audience about this situation. We know his career there is on the perfect track with this material and nothing could go wrong at all.

On a more serious note, what is up with College Football coaches recently? Is some kind of eyes wide shut esque recruitment necessary to become a defensive coordinator? There seems to be some kind of deep rooted issues that this environment either encourages or breeds. With the Lane Kiffin allegations ongoing there needs to be a serious investigation into the morals and ethics of these leaders. They are supposed to be the backbone and example for many young men and women. Especially at Michigan, where they just let go of Weiss.

Lucking we don't see any deviant behavior from NFL-grade coaches. These are well-adjusted, upright citizens with no oddities or strange relationships, right Belichick?

We sincerely hope the situation improves, and that noone is seriously hurt or has lasting trauma.