SACRAMENTO -- The Chiefs are not going to the playoffs. The 2018-2025 dynasty is over. Are the refs to blame? Quite possibly, but that is besides the point. We have done the analysis. We've combed through the archives. We've dug deep into obscure databases of player performance. The only unifying factor is that Taylor Swift is a literal assassin sent by some state government to end an era. We're not referring to her Eras tour either. Shes been poisoning the coffee cup that Patrick Mahomes has been sipping out of little by little every day.

Swifties might be literally rabid, but that will not stop us from speaking the truth. Her jets pollute the skys, her remakes pollute the charts, and her face pollutes the jumbotron.

Shes less of what breaks the Chiefs up and more of what has killed them with a gun.