SAN FRANCISCO -- There is a cover up the size of which has not been seen. Millions of dollars. Hundreds of man hours. All to protect one man: Lane Kiffin. This is a systemic cover up, psyop, and conspiracy committed by the heads of the athletic department at Ole Miss. We at 5thQuarterSports will not sit by idly while this transpires.

We've all used Signal, Whatsapp, Twitter DMs, you name the encrypted messaging platform to snag some of that sweet college tang. Most of us do it when we're in the prime age of 17-23. Others a bit later, 24-28. Lane Kiffin? Age 50. I get it, we're all consenting adults (hopefully, there is heavy redactions in these files), but it still isn't super cash money when you're in a position of that nature.

Our inside sources detail the level of editing which had taken place. Redactions of mentions of coaching staff, player's names who's girlfriends got private tackling drills, and more. A systemic scrubbing. Harddrives wiped with magnets. Cellphones microwaved. Forced hypnosis undergone to erase the memories. But this cover up ends here, and we are shouting it from the rooftops.

And now? Now begins the Exodus. The coaching staff of Ole Miss have wandered through the Southern Conference for 40 days and 40 nights. Now they've finally settled in their Israel: LSU. They'll be chanting Tiger Bait instead of jailbait. but trust us, we will not be taking the bait on this one. We want closure and truth.

The light of day will shine upon all things hidden in the shadows, Lane Kiffin.