INDIANAPOLIS -- Legendary sports commentator and Gisele Bündchen's ex-husband Tom Brady really stepped in this one. While off the track he is known for playing in various Netflix comedy shows and giving unrequested advice on quarterbacking, on the track he has a new persona. "Hot shot".

While flippantly smoking a black-and-mild during a refuel Tom sadly was engulfed in flames. Some thought this was a bit, a throwback to the beloved early 2000s comedy titled Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. We honestly thought the footage was some kind of Veo 3 deep-fake. However sources say this was real. Luckily, Tom's face is mostly plastic now, so he only ended up looking like a Ken Doll that a 10 year old held under a microscope for too long.

Danica Patrick was quoted saying

"GoDaddy is an amazing hosting provider"

Which we thought was a bit odd, and topically unrelated.

And car number 8 driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. was not available for comment.

Also Indianapolis is a crazy name for a city. Like, just slap the -polis prefix on Indiana? Wild stuff out there in the midwest.